Ex worked for a liquor distributor in LFK at the time. He brought home a bottle of hand sanitizer made by Smirnoff out of their waste products. It smelled…exactly like Smirnoff.
LOLs per Employee: a vital metric.
Shenanigans are a sign the team has sufficient energy in reserve, signaling readiness for handling emergencies and unplanned work. Play usually reflects underlying trust, cohesion, and resilience.
Encourage it.
Still safer than Verrückt
That happened here, turned out he’d embezzled about $75K from the place. Funtimes.
Related: I recently surprised my 12 year old with a brand new cell enabled Apple Watch for no reason
st patrick is short for star trek patrick stewart
Who needs body scrub when you can just step outside tonight? #kswx
I’m so glad to know I’m not the only one with this problem. Even if I’ve seen a photo, it’s iffy.
Just, yknow, seize the means of production gently, it has hollow bones 🐔 💕
Dammit Andy I was coming here to make that joke
Doot dooo do do doot
Rowdy. Rowdy NO.
OMG I did it again.* This is the Starfighter set, 75363.
*I sat through Attack of the Clones not realizing Clones = Stormtroopers. (The helmets were different, dammit!) I’m extremely late to the Star Wars fandom. www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
There was an extra blaster in the box so we’re doing a special episode of The Mandalorian directed by John Woo
Did I already have a small Lego Razor Crest? Yes. Did I buy a second, slightly different small Lego Razor Crest because it came with this minifig? Also yes.
1st impression of TCU basketball court floor: WTF?
2nd impression: You've enjoyed all the power you've been given, haven't you? I wonder how you'd take to working in a pocket calculator.
So if you’re like me and have mugs that appear to be breeding, wash them up and use them on a day like today to spread literal warmth and kindness. And caffeine. Always caffeine.
Not asking for headpats, but sharing my idea: it’s fkn freezing out and I know I have deliveries coming today. I wanted to take care of my drivers. I have an insulated thermos but no styrofoam cups. What I *do* have is WAY too many insulated mugs. (And yes I preheated the thermos w/boiling water!)
Felt cute, might try to escape Rura Penthe later
My fave Y2K story: I was at a party w/ a bunch of other IT nerds. By 1145, everyone was ≥3 sheets to the wind. Some were out on the porch for a smoke. I moved next to the porch light switch. As we counted down, I turned porch lights off at exactly midnight. Audible gasps ensued. Laughed my ass off.
I don't really know why the image scrapers are being allowed to flourish here, but if you want more cats in your timeline that are being posted by their actual caregivers and/or original cat art (with ALT text) you might want to check out my starter pack! go.bsky.app/J8yqxnN
May this love someday find me 🥰
Okay not e-ink, but have you seen Mooncat nail polish? It contains magnetic pigments that you can move around with a magnet before it dries. It looks pretty amazing.
"We hope someday, having solved the problems we face, to join a community of galactic civilizations. This record represents our hope and our determination, and our good will in a vast and awesome universe."
—Jimmy Carter's message to the cosmos on the Voyager Golden Record
Oooh, vintage!
Yesssss! So happy for you! They take 3 LR44 button cell batteries—my CLU ornament was new old stock and they were dead by the time I got it.
Yes they are from Hallmark! As far as I know they’re only available on sites like eBay.
Okay it’s officially christmas time! 🥏 #FlynnLives #Tron #TronLegscy #TronAres
Hi, I’m Julie, and I am a saxophone player with a degree in music ed. That semesters jury performance merited a page of praise for my musicality from the bassoon professor. Phrasing, dynamics, technique were excellent. He signed off with “I hate your tone.”
Anyway I work in cybersecurity now.
I know you said boys but I’m headed over with a plate. I need that sandwich in my life.
