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I love hotel sex but what do mean "be quiet" 😭

That's one button I don't have

it's me. I'm the strawberry

working from home is really hard

-I think to myself, upside down with a balloon in my hand

my ass jiggles enough for me to act the way i do

wait 😭

the uber driver said "you brought me a balloon? Thank you!"

no one needs to know I'm thinking about balloons and wax play

I hate when I have a good idea because I always say "I have a good idea"

and then I have to tell everyone my good idea

I was gonna bring handcuffs but I could only find 3

...oh

the uber driver was trying to tell me I need a Roth Ira
Me: don't you need to make money to have an ira?
Him: you don't make money?
Me: not money the government needs to know about

his face 😭😂😭

Im already having more fun than any other 🥳

I wanna use balloon animals for wook things so bad 🥺

there has to be a way

it would be wild to have a problem with me in another state then BOOP i pop up being cute af with your girlfriend 🧁

and then I didn't spell it right

Lsdream is so pretty 😍

be good or be good at it

figuring out a new social media platform is always like

I accidentally googled beastiality so I could spell it right in a joke 😭

my fbi agent is gonna put me on a 72 hour hold 🥺

I accidentally called lame dudes crustables today and I'm so happy

can 23 and me tell me my ancestry without telling me who my dad is?