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People declaring Aston being 'only' 2.5 seconds off as a positive sign is making me feel much better about my own delusions

Watching the onboards towards turn 9 is just sad

It was a lovely delusion. It really was

just keep in mind we don't know how much trade off there is on one lap vs race pace yet

1-0 Perez

looks like the car did Max dirty there

oh sorry. thought I was on LinkedIn

I'm available to shill for any F1 teams, sponsors, or F1 itself. My price is paddock passes. Not even Sunday. Saturday passes are fine. I know my place on the pecking tree.

Boring season ahead. Only question is how Ferrari will handle team orders with a dominant car

sir... This is a Wendy's

Lewis is winning

Just got irrationally excited that Lewis momentarily has the fastest lap time

The Merc PU teams are giving nerfed

I'll have to take my socks off

All seems sort of normal-ish so far. Bit odd. Bit slow?

Stroll leaps to within 30 seconds of P1

Why isn't anyone just doing a Brawn?

Ferrari are winning!!!!

And we have the first bit of comms rewriting history to confirm the new truth that Aston Martin were never looking at 2026 success.

Sorry Alpine but, you were trying to do a Steiner and it backfired. You can’t now pivot to a Brown or a Wheatly

Mate.. then do zero laps.

Your range of 15 to 25 laps means that your danger zone is 40% of the maximum you think you can do. That means you don't actually know when nerve damage will occur.

We ran 14 laps but both drivers are damaged. Darn I thought we'd be fine until lap 15

no promises

Can Perez win the battle for P19 in Australia?

I'm here

blocked

no way. I just managed to send him back to the states

Then how do you know you're wrong! lawyered.

yes!! followed. I would consider us personal friends. We have broken bread several times. Her and and her partner are my coolest young people friends

click a link... urg. isn't there an even lazier way

you're free to be as wrong as you like