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Segeln ~ Feuerwehr ~ Reisen technikaffin ~ nerdig ~ gaming #noAFD #noNAZIS #fuckAI Liebe für Krokodile 🐊❀️

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BerΓΌhmte Filmtitel, aber als Dokumentarfilm:

β€žSpiel mir das Lied vom Tod - Orgelmusik als Element der Sepulkralkultur in der frΓΌhen Neuzeitβ€œ

25.02.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4
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06.03.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 277 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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WAIT THEY CAN FUCKING DRIVE NOW

03.03.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 1059 πŸ” 250 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 26

A great way to get around this is

🐠 Fishy

🐠🐠🐠 Fishies

🐠🐑🐟 Fishies

04.03.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator
A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator YouTube video by ForbrukerrΓ₯det - Norwegian Consumer Council

"Make people dependent enough, and then make it shitty"

Still giggling at this hilarious video from the Norwegian Consumer Council "A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator" which seems a perfect embodiment of Silicon Valley and tech generally these days

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Up...

03.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 634 πŸ” 313 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 41
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Scientists: "Food gives you energy"

Me after eating:

01.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 4920 πŸ” 938 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 51
Some bot account complaining about pronouns in bio shit. I asked the bot to write a poem about pangolins and it did

Some bot account complaining about pronouns in bio shit. I asked the bot to write a poem about pangolins and it did

It happened again

27.02.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 6680 πŸ” 1113 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 41
2 Bilder zeigen jeweils Eleven und Max aus der Serie Stranger Things. Im ersten Bild stehen sie nebeneinander in Regencapes und gucken missmutig. Im zweiten Bild sitzen sie frΓΆhlich in bunten Sommerklamotten nebeneinander im Bus und schlecken jede ein Waffeleis.

2 Bilder zeigen jeweils Eleven und Max aus der Serie Stranger Things. Im ersten Bild stehen sie nebeneinander in Regencapes und gucken missmutig. Im zweiten Bild sitzen sie frΓΆhlich in bunten Sommerklamotten nebeneinander im Bus und schlecken jede ein Waffeleis.

16Β°C im November vs. 16Β°C im Februar

26.02.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 136 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A wall full of mugs arranged in such a way that it looks like the mugs are repeating themselves, creating an uncomfortable illusion

A wall full of mugs arranged in such a way that it looks like the mugs are repeating themselves, creating an uncomfortable illusion

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

25.02.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 7948 πŸ” 2570 πŸ’¬ 200 πŸ“Œ 178
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Schon mal vorbeugend

25.02.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Social Media Verbot fΓΌr Kinder einfach so ein krasser "Wir machen das mit den FΓ€hnchen"-Move.

23.02.2026 11:37 πŸ‘ 303 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
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Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala

21.02.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 13558 πŸ” 4577 πŸ’¬ 135 πŸ“Œ 744
A collection of illustrations of crocodiles and alligators against a soft green and yellow background. They are playfully either swimming or loafing around, playing with fish, taking care of their young and chilling in the water. The crocodiles and alligators are mostly green and yellow, save for an albino alligator. They’re so loving and fun, these toothy friends!

A collection of illustrations of crocodiles and alligators against a soft green and yellow background. They are playfully either swimming or loafing around, playing with fish, taking care of their young and chilling in the water. The crocodiles and alligators are mostly green and yellow, save for an albino alligator. They’re so loving and fun, these toothy friends!

River puppies 🐊 #art

21.02.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 4592 πŸ” 2007 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 9
Meme depicting Winnie the Pooh standing in front of a mirror, looking at his round belly while wearing a red shirt.
A text reads β€˜Me checking if that salad I ate last week has worked its magic yet’.

Meme depicting Winnie the Pooh standing in front of a mirror, looking at his round belly while wearing a red shirt. A text reads β€˜Me checking if that salad I ate last week has worked its magic yet’.

I can relate to that πŸ™„

16.02.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of two Olympics skaters (German pair Minerva Fabienne Hase and Nikita Volodin) hold hands in front of a blue backdrop.  He is laughing and she is making a wtf face because she has just been told not to step onto the podium

Screenshot of two Olympics skaters (German pair Minerva Fabienne Hase and Nikita Volodin) hold hands in front of a blue backdrop. He is laughing and she is making a wtf face because she has just been told not to step onto the podium

It's a big mood

16.02.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
A black jet plane. It is flat and shaped like a spearhead with small wings and two jet engines in the back. The SR 71 is a reconnaissance plane that could reach a speed of up to mach 3 and is still one of the fastest planes ever built. It’s also the coolest one.

A black jet plane. It is flat and shaped like a spearhead with small wings and two jet engines in the back. The SR 71 is a reconnaissance plane that could reach a speed of up to mach 3 and is still one of the fastest planes ever built. It’s also the coolest one.

The SR-71 Blackbird from the Smithsonian Udvar Hazy Center in Washington DC

16.02.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you could do a successful heist of any museum or gallery which would you choose and what would you take

15.02.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 121 πŸ“Œ 225
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Pilotprojekt wegen vieler BΓΌrgerbeschwerden: Erster unterirdischer Windpark geht in Betrieb MΓΌnchen (dpo) - Immer wieder wird der dringend notwendige Ausbau der Windenergie in Deutschland durch BΓΌrgerbeschwerden ausgebremst. Um solche Komplik

Pilotprojekt wegen vieler BΓΌrgerbeschwerden: Erster unterirdischer Windpark geht in Betrieb www.der-postillon.com/2023/02/wind...

14.02.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 488 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3

I love them 😍

14.02.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine's day as a birth control reminder to the other couples.

13.02.2025 17:44 πŸ‘ 6391 πŸ” 539 πŸ’¬ 212 πŸ“Œ 41
Snoring hummingbird - Super Cute Animals - BBC
Snoring hummingbird - Super Cute Animals - BBC YouTube video by BBC

🚨🚨🚨🚨WICHTIG 🚨 🚨🚨🚨

Falls ihr noch nie einen schnarchenden … <checks notes> … Kolibri … gesehen habt, mΓΌsst ihr es SOFORT nachholen!

youtu.be/_uEfmQt34Nc?...

12.02.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 273 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5

Artists, quote with something silly!

12.02.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 198 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 10

this may be the most English man ever to exist.

11.02.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 1941 πŸ” 357 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 10
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Noch nie so schlecht haltende Dübel gekauft! 😑

21.07.2020 12:10 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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"How to fall asleep and meet new people at subconscious parties."

"How to fall asleep and meet new people at subconscious parties."

My weekend

05.01.2025 23:00 πŸ‘ 221 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5

Okay, Iβ€˜d definitely buy this. And then I would put a submarine into the pond.

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Drawing of three toad frogs piled upon each other

Drawing of three toad frogs piled upon each other

Sketched some frogs🐸

Ink + watercolor

03.02.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 648 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2

Agreed, something like β€žthank you for pissing right off before you could cause any damageβ€œ also seems to be really hard to find.

29.01.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life

16.12.2025 22:57 πŸ‘ 16893 πŸ” 8096 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 102