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I have a love hate relationship with autocorrect and have a strong tendency to accidentally a word far too often Figs are a seemingly magical flower. You will never be able to buy one from grocery stores that don’t disappoint, yet are easy to grow

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These people are in a death cult wanting to bring Armageddon upon the entire world. They want to annihilate every man, woman, and child for their sick religion

06.03.2026 15:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bluesky Staff whining that all their critics are people who masturbate to cartoons. Dude, I'll take them over the audience you court, actual pedophiles.

People masturbating to Marge Simpson lookin' real good compared to you and your Silicon Valley buddies.

05.03.2026 23:25 👍 103 🔁 17 💬 4 📌 1
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Then there is a drawing of a small, somewhat anthropomorphic dog sitting in a pile of trashbags saying "hello, I'm Mert. I would prefer you didn't look at me. I cannot solve your problems and it is cruel to expect me to."

Further text at the bottom says "he might protest but he can't stop you. Give Mert a good long look and feel the peace wash over you. See the world for the first time through Mert's eyes!"

Big text says "Do you feel out of control? Spiraling? Unable to quiet your mind and stop endlessly looking for new novel stimuli to drown it out? Check out Mert! The Tiny Dog who lives in a landfill! Spend some time just really looking at him. Stare at him for 10 minutes" Then there is a drawing of a small, somewhat anthropomorphic dog sitting in a pile of trashbags saying "hello, I'm Mert. I would prefer you didn't look at me. I cannot solve your problems and it is cruel to expect me to." Further text at the bottom says "he might protest but he can't stop you. Give Mert a good long look and feel the peace wash over you. See the world for the first time through Mert's eyes!"

Check Out Mert

05.03.2026 20:33 👍 169 🔁 34 💬 10 📌 2

I do not like this gen AI
I do not like what it implies
I do not want it in my art
I do not think it makes you smart
I do not want it in my games
I do not like its goals and aims
I do not want it in my books
I do not like the way it looks
I do not like it, I don't care
I do not want it anywhere

28.02.2026 09:54 👍 3924 🔁 1948 💬 30 📌 26

I’m sorry I made a joke about the email writing toy that generates horrifying pictures of kids. I’ll try to be more considerate of your preferred workflow in the future, sir.

05.03.2026 00:06 👍 1105 🔁 95 💬 17 📌 1

He demanded that she send him nude pictures and bullied her into a relationship. This is called sexual harassment. It was not “an affair”. RESIGN NOW.

05.03.2026 00:49 👍 2674 🔁 667 💬 72 📌 14

Interesting how Matt Yglesias, who believes in the importance of sweatshop labor and poverty wages for brown people, is always criticizing "the groups" (marginalized people who want human rights) and their candidates, and then supports a "socialist" with Nazi tattoos and Nazi dog whistles.

04.03.2026 23:04 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.

04.03.2026 14:09 👍 4792 🔁 1481 💬 118 📌 154

People who believe in an imminent Rapture/Armageddon don't have anything invested in what happens to you here on Earth. You are irrelevant to them and will be treated accordingly.

04.03.2026 00:39 👍 8058 🔁 2107 💬 450 📌 134
04.03.2026 00:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And their license to provide said movie to you is not guaranteed in perpetuity.

03.03.2026 23:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In Defense of Effeminate Boys
If anyone had suggested that I might really be a girl, I don’t know how I would have responded.

By Ben Appel

In Defense of Effeminate Boys If anyone had suggested that I might really be a girl, I don’t know how I would have responded. By Ben Appel

If medical authorities have a rigorous way of distinguishing effeminate boys from transgender kids—or of distinguishing transgender kids from proto-gay kids—they aren’t saying. I have met a number of detransitioned gay men who tried to live as women for a time because they and their families were so averse to homosexuality. According to a 2019 report in The Times of London, staffers at Britain’s foremost gender-identity clinic joked darkly that, as a result of the facility’s work, “there would be no gay people left.” A statement last month by the American Society of Plastic Surgeons noted that there is no validated way to assess whether a child’s gender distress will persist over time or disappear without medical intervention. A lack of good research and recordkeeping means that we may never know how many patients who would have been considered effeminate gay boys not so long ago have undergone medical treatments for gender dysphoria.

If medical authorities have a rigorous way of distinguishing effeminate boys from transgender kids—or of distinguishing transgender kids from proto-gay kids—they aren’t saying. I have met a number of detransitioned gay men who tried to live as women for a time because they and their families were so averse to homosexuality. According to a 2019 report in The Times of London, staffers at Britain’s foremost gender-identity clinic joked darkly that, as a result of the facility’s work, “there would be no gay people left.” A statement last month by the American Society of Plastic Surgeons noted that there is no validated way to assess whether a child’s gender distress will persist over time or disappear without medical intervention. A lack of good research and recordkeeping means that we may never know how many patients who would have been considered effeminate gay boys not so long ago have undergone medical treatments for gender dysphoria.

Absolute trash. The author did not speak to a single medical professional and the article does not contain a shred of evidence that effeminate gay boys are being bamboozled into thinking they're trans.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

03.03.2026 21:08 👍 4631 🔁 762 💬 161 📌 188

If that's how you plan to behave, I feel sorry for your students, your colleagues, and whomever could have made better use of your tenured post.

03.03.2026 21:17 👍 60 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
David Mastio

Why the Kansas trans bathroom bill won't be controversial in a few years.

David Mastio Why the Kansas trans bathroom bill won't be controversial in a few years.

David Mastio

The transgender activist agenda went too far, but that shouldn't be the end.

David Mastio The transgender activist agenda went too far, but that shouldn't be the end.

David Mastio

She/her, He/him: Please keep your obvious pronouns out of my emails

David Mastio She/her, He/him: Please keep your obvious pronouns out of my emails

David Mastio

Supreme Court takes aim at gay marriage ruling. Good.

David Mastio Supreme Court takes aim at gay marriage ruling. Good.

Pretty disgusting that you get paid to shovel out this slop, but way more disgusting that you make time to harass the people you're writing about for the pure love of the game.

03.03.2026 21:05 👍 97 🔁 11 💬 6 📌 9
Bro this is a different police reform bro its a new design it will enhance accountability bro this will fix state violence i swear bro just one more pig please just reform it bro it has a
sensible compromise there is oversight please don't abolish the state yur so sexy

Bro this is a different police reform bro its a new design it will enhance accountability bro this will fix state violence i swear bro just one more pig please just reform it bro it has a sensible compromise there is oversight please don't abolish the state yur so sexy

centrists every time a cop violently murders an innocent person in broad daylight from multiple angles:

12.01.2026 17:16 👍 654 🔁 112 💬 8 📌 1

karl marx's criticism of social unfreedoms obfuscated behind formal political and marketplace freedoms continues to be the most effective criticism of liberalism and its failures in history tbh. history will only see the nytimes cheerleading for war in west asia, as it remembers w/ iraq

02.03.2026 14:57 👍 571 🔁 125 💬 5 📌 0

"Many women are non-binary"

I am once again begging my community to learn what the words "non-binary" and "woman" mean.

This is as nonsensical (and problematic) as saying "Many lesbians are bi" or "Many neurotypical people are autistic".

WORDS MEAN THINGS.

03.03.2026 06:36 👍 202 🔁 32 💬 1 📌 0

bsky.app/profile/bams...

03.03.2026 20:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The social sciences have always been a bit soft as no research is really repeatable

03.03.2026 20:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

and there just no middle ground on any of these things. why do i have to give tax cuts to billionaires just because a large portion of the country is dumb enough to believe its stimulative? we all know its bull shit, im sick of wasting our goddam time arguing about settled truths

03.03.2026 15:45 👍 1434 🔁 179 💬 19 📌 6

trickle down economics is bull shit and if you believe it then you are stupid. great replacement is bull shit and if you believe it then you are racist. vaccines are safe and effective and if you believe otherwise you should be shunned from society

03.03.2026 15:43 👍 2110 🔁 392 💬 11 📌 8

theyre just all so fucking stupid and we were told we had to be respectful and treat their stupid fucking opinions seriously even though we knew its all bull shit and now here we are

03.03.2026 15:41 👍 4985 🔁 1037 💬 33 📌 37

our society belched him forth, slathered him in gold and rubies, made him a star for decades and elected him twice to rule over us. you can split hairs all you want about who bears that blame, but our society produced, molded, and rewarded him and many many many like him

03.03.2026 16:03 👍 850 🔁 81 💬 13 📌 9
A screenshot of an article header from The Atlantic's "Ideas" section. The title reads "IN DEFENSE OF EFFEMINATE GAY BOYS" in large, serif capital letters. Below it, a subheader in a smaller font says, "If anyone had suggested that I might really be a girl, I don’t know how I would have responded." The byline at the bottom identifies the author as Ben Appel.

A screenshot of an article header from The Atlantic's "Ideas" section. The title reads "IN DEFENSE OF EFFEMINATE GAY BOYS" in large, serif capital letters. Below it, a subheader in a smaller font says, "If anyone had suggested that I might really be a girl, I don’t know how I would have responded." The byline at the bottom identifies the author as Ben Appel.

Babe, wake up. The Atlantic is doing the "they're transing the gays" conspiracy theory.

03.03.2026 16:08 👍 3173 🔁 476 💬 121 📌 219

Just love that time isn’t linear in trump’s mind: Biden depleted everything in his term giving it away but thankfully in trump’s first term, which was before Biden, he rebuilt the military.

Hard to tell which side did trump is more full of shit, his diaper or his brain

03.03.2026 17:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lmao that you got it from just that description. I checked out before even the twitter bs. Damn, goes to show that when people can curate an image to show you just how much you can sweep under a rug

03.03.2026 16:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The secretive company filling video game sites with gambling and AI
aftermath.site/gameshub-click...

02.03.2026 15:08 👍 797 🔁 300 💬 11 📌 72

Was watching an Australian Gardner who was mostly just a jolly and pleasant guy. But then he started going on anti-Covid conspiracy gobbledygook and I just checked out immediately. Seemed mostly alright otherwise

02.03.2026 22:15 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah it is just random chance that they keep amplifying the same people over and over and not introduce any other view point. But that’s random chance for ya! Sometimes it lands on heads for over a hundred years!

02.03.2026 21:52 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“DuPont didn’t poison you. Individual people at DuPont poisoned you”

02.03.2026 13:11 👍 243 🔁 34 💬 5 📌 0