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Industry is so funny because it started out as "what if currency traders doing cocaine was fun to watch" and ended with "what if instead of meeting Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell had a cool, only slightly evil friend"
If you read one piece about Snowball-gate make it this piece, because it gets at the heart of what Mayor Mamdani cannot avoid for much longerβa direct confrontation with the NYPD, or admitting that the elected leader of NYC has no power over it.
Just underneath the absurdity lies one of the most volatile fault lines in city politics: The rift between elected government on the one hand, and the political power of the NYPD and the constellation of interests with which it is aligned on the other.
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You're laughing? Several cops from the NYPD's 6th Precinct in Manhattan were pelted with snowballs, absolutely creamed in a barrage of icy missles by participants of a staged snowball fight contentfest in Washington Square Park.... and you're laughing?
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POV: You shouldnβt have smoked that shit because now youβre waking up in the Tompkins Square Park igloo
I've done a lot of things for Hell Gate....but probably nothing as brave as....going 'stache to promote our new T-shirts!!!
If you love me at my 1970s cop union official, you'll love me even MORE wearing a Hell Gate T-shirt. Subscribe or upgrade today to get it!
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Some photos from tonightβs blizzard
Deliveristas ending their shift and about to head home over the Williamsburg Bridge, though the blizzard. One of them, Salvador,tells me heβs happy for the cutoff by the city.
βThis is more dangerous than last snowstorm, harder to move in,β he tells me in Spanish.
The Virgin Trader Joe's: Ransacked, diminished, lacking all staples and needs.
The Chad Key Food: Fully stocked, what snow storm, 80s music staples, abundance to the point of onions rolling around the aisles, if you use your own bag before checkout our security guy will engage
I think it is cute how the MTA safely stows a bunch of trains during snowstorms on the express tracks underground. It is like a safe little burrow for trains!
Bring them hot cocoa. Turn the evil recipe digital ads to cozy fireplace videos.
There are things that you just deep down know about yourself and I am of the mind that I would be able to run a very good short order diner on Queens Boulevard in the mold of Alpha Donuts.
I know this about myself and this is my truth.
I assure you this is all very important and is basically exposing the superstructure underlying Brooklyn's ramshackle political spoils system but it's also really confusing so luckily we made this really helpful graphic to explain who is working with who.
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How's Zohran doing during his first "tin cup" day? Who's to say?
All I know is that I want him to keep taking bathroom breaks so the legislature can keep cutting to these incredible jams while in recess.
And like....if only it was on the campus of a college....with a bunch of open classrooms....
This isn't as much of a gotcha as NYT thinksβTownsend's building is incredibly poorly designed for such a large footprint. Half of the building is basically unusable for teaching....design failure, not really a capacity issue!
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New York 2-0 against Boston today, paβlante!
Jose Alvarado Queens CYO basketball kid hell yeah
When itβs this vague we can only assume it is the Museum of Sex
At the nurses strike outside of Montefiore Hospital in the freezing Bronx, nurses and residents take a moment of silence for fallen nurse Alex Pretti
The Virgin Trader Joe's: Ransacked, diminished, lacking all staples and needs.
The Chad Key Food: Fully stocked, what snow storm, 80s music staples, abundance to the point of onions rolling around the aisles, if you use your own bag before checkout our security guy will engage
βThe moment he took office, Zohran Mamdani already had a number of progressive laws just sitting there. The challenge will be securing the money and political will required to deploy them.β β@maxrn.bsky.social
As the prophet foretold
DID Eric Adams leave City Hall and immediately do a rug pull involving a meme coin?
(Well, someone did)
Hell Gate DOVE IN!
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the dumbest/best show that is called INDUSTRY is back bb, let's fucking gooooooooooo
Hell Gate is all over the PureGYM tubes...which the FDNY is not exactly thrilled about!
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Max Rivlin-Nadler (@maxrn.bsky.social) on the challenges Zohran Mamdani faces with New Yorkβs City Council
Mamdani, the city council, and the looming deadline to close Rikers Island for @nybooks.com
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Friends, it is time once again to open the book of life and inscribe yet another journalist into it!!!!
Hell Gate is hiring! This time, we're looking for an ace editor to help shape the coverage of our growing newsroom.
Pay is good, benefits are even better. Apply!
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