Bluesky needs a "Twitter Squirt Spaces" equivalents to survive honestly
11.03.2026 23:22
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Bluesky needs a "Twitter Squirt Spaces" equivalents to survive honestly
Smoking on that shit that turned the Nostalgia Critic into a puppygirl
This spring, we smokin on some feminized therians
Well the message is correct, a pickle would make a squishy bookmark however the depiction is a bit on the nose
Sure, but I had this bookmark as a kid somehow so I think I know a little bit about the wisdoms he was throwing about
I don't think he said all that
Call me a PlayStation mascot the way I be making this Ratchet Clank
The opps tried to Dead my Money, now they gotta deal with the Fallout
My opps convinced I'm Spyro the way I'm spitting this fire on 'em
They call me the White Neo Cortex the way I crash out over the Bands and Cooch
This bitch must think my dick a healslut the way she begging me for Mercy
My haters must think I'm a VR headset the way this motion got them sick of me
They're calling me the White Nathan Drake the way this motions so Uncharted
My opps call me the White Sgt. Johnson the way I could have been their daddy if my dawgs ain't beat me to it
God must have turned my SBMM off the way I can't find anyone who can match my level
I took control of the motion and now all these hoes coming round talking about Wii, but it's just Mii up in this bitch
How it feels to be an almost 30 year old straight man rocking out to Ninajirachi live sets
The face my car keys see after that fourth tall boy pops open
How it feels to make my fourth coffee and scroll twitter in the break room while my stupid employees do all the work
I was so ahead of my time on this Clavicular shit
In her box for five minutes like a hockey player on some major shit
Call her Lois Grippin the way she squeezing on my Peter
I know you're employed but this is a #Jobless coded tweet
Forcing down the power button on my work laptop with both hands at the end of a terrible day, watching the screen slowly fade to black as it panics and desperately tries to stop me so I can save my files #boneralert
Stuck in traffic wistfully thinking about my wife's killer jugs
We smoking on that shit that made Kim Jong ill
Why do devs always try to "balance" when it's clearly a skill issue! I guess no one wants realism anymore
Devs it appears there's a game breaking bug where Kyla has a chance of having sex above 0%, Volvo pls fix?
This the realest shit I never wrote
Six beers in me behind that fucking wheel and I whip the whole fucking slab like a naughty sub #DUI-Caramba