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@nocturnalibpool

#LFC #YNWA Self-proclaimed exponent of eye tests in football. Expect sarcasm, tongue-in-cheek takes & mood swings. Zero patience for lazy sweeping statements & petty bickering. Blocks xenophobia & abusive rudeness, no exception.

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Terrible pun.

07.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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I went to the doctors recently.

He said: β€œDon’t eat anything fatty”.

I asked: β€œLike what, bacon and burgers?”

He said: β€œNo fatty, don’t eat anything

07.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wrexham leads!!!

07.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At best a stand in when Dom needs rest.

07.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d loathe to see him being a starter responsible for controlling the midfield.

07.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the most ineffective passers of a ball would’ve been the correct description.

07.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I have to refrain from being rude. I’m what aspect is he one of the best midfielders in Europe?

@jamespearcelfc.bsky.social

07.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure the best solution is to eliminate him.

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NETANYAHU THREATENS THE WEST:

"I demand that Western governments do what is necessary to fight antisemitism, and provide safety for Jewish communities worldwide."

β€œI demand action from them NOW, or else there will be consequences."

07.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not a war expert but I think Iran have strategically won

07.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking hell. I’d sell him if that’s true.

[🟒] NEW: Ryan Gravenberch’s agent JosΓ© Fortes Rodriguez has negotiated a total salary of over €100 million, spread over the next six years. Various performance-related bonuses could still be added on top of that.

[@MikeVerweij]

07.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Szobo playing right back not only takes way much needed dynamism from the midfield, he doesn’t add to our attack down the right, hardly if ever move beyond Mo into Zone 18.

07.03.2026 09:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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In Thailand, the lack of respect for local culture and the growing sense of economic exploitation have fueled public resentment of Israeli’s.

07.03.2026 09:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 09:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Your comrades are soft.

07.03.2026 09:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not that I’m advocating it but with the accuracy of missiles these days, have no one thought of sending one to take out Infantino?

07.03.2026 09:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🎢 "His name is Rio and he dances down the wing, His name is Rio and he makes the Kopites sing" 🎡

Got the lyrics just need a tune now! πŸ€ͺ🀣🀣

#LFC

#DuranDuran

07.03.2026 07:45 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it being censored or there’re no protests against the nonsense on American streets?

07.03.2026 09:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Knew that was coming.

06.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll be curious to have a look at a front 3 of

Heki - Mo - Frimps

06.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry this may sound boring but we’ve got to be careful with Rio especially after tonight, the clamour for him to start every game will be much stronger than ever.

06.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

06.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone should.

06.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooooof. Brilliant.

06.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wirtzyyyyyyyyyyyy

06.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t wait for Baby Rio in 26/27 season.

06.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn. That’s a vintage goal from the Jurgen Klopp era.

06.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Left back goal!!!!!!

06.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Think there was only one time someone was ahead of Mo down the right, Curtis it was. Not enough.

06.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Left vs right.

06.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wolves feel so sorry for us they’ve left out two of their best performers from Tuesday.

06.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0