Jason Kauzlarich

God damn I’m so looking forward to Damian Mc Carthy’s HOKUM. Really hope I get to see it at SXSW.

[whispers] it’s featured in the next issue of FANGORIA.

ODDITY (2024) dir. Damian McCarthy

@thatwitchmia.bsky.social next time you are in Austin let’s go to her restaurant. It’s great.

But now she’s going to have all this free time to get back at it.

Whenever Trent Reznor busts out his tambourine during a NIN concert, you know it's going to be a banger.

Oh, I’m not alone

This isn’t even strongly worded

THIS MEASLES DIDDLING TAINTWAFFLE SPENT AN HOUR PROMOTING $40/LB BRISKET AT A FUCKING AUSTIN BBQ YESTERDAY

Meanwhile, the men’s team got cold sad cheeseburgers and limp fries.

I think I’m allowed to mention that. Oh well! It’s out there now.

I just designed the article and THE SERPENT’S SKIN will be in the Spring issue of FANGORIA!

Pick up your copy of STAR WARS INSIDER #236, and check out my cover story: the 10th Anniversary of #RogueOne, featuring my new interviews with Gareth Edwards (!), @garywhitta.bsky.social, and @ilmvfx.bsky.social’s John Knoll.

He welcomes it

He’s a lil freak

Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

LONGLEGS Nicolas Cage Daddy Mommy Car Scene

Diaaaaaaaaaaane, 11:30 AM, February 24th.
Entering the town of Twin Peeeeeeeeeeaks.

The complete Twin Peaks Gazette mini-mag Fango creative director Jason Kauzlarich and I made as a Fango subscribers’ special

The complete Twin Peaks Gazette mini-mag Fango creative director Jason Kauzlarich and I made as a Fango subscribers’ special

The complete Twin Peaks Gazette mini-mag Fango creative director Jason Kauzlarich and I made as a Fango subscribers’ special

On this Twin Peaks Day, please recall that @jasonkauz.bsky.social and I built a canonically immaculate Twin Peaks Gazette from scratch last year. This thing has more Easter eggs than the Easter bunny.

Good anime series

Now I’m halfway through the reboot of Mortal Kombat. Was this a pandemic movie? And people were nice to it (including me)? It kind of is not good. I remember having fun but woof.

This was a bad idea.

MK: ANNIHILATION, yes, not PSYCHO KILLER.

So far. This is better than PSYCHO KILLER. It has that going for it.

Because of Georgia’s rad Winter Olympic gala skate to the Mortal Kombat theme I am now re-watching MORTAL KOMBAT: ANNIHILATION. Probably a mistake.

This country has never been the same since they got rid of them.

a woman in a gold dress is kneeling down on ice Alt: Alysa Liu at the 2026 Winter Olympics sliding on the ice on one knee like the badass she is to "MacArthur Park" by Donna Summer.

After this week’s fantastic Gold Medal free skate winning performance by Alysa Liu to "MacArthur Park" by Donna Summer, it’s time for disco to make a come back.

Just bring them back😭

Original Chicken Crispers®

I have the opposite problem where they ignore the directions. Why get on the highway THAT WE CAN CLEARLY SEE IS MOVING and instead stay on the access road hitting every light?!

I keep laughing at this line:

because his “Waymo to Yogurtland” habit has drained his 401K.

Ah, you just logged it a second time. I was upset after I watched over a month ago for work. Ruined my day.