the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral

Every time I need to reach something from the couch with my cat on my chest, we basically go into the final dirty dancing scene

Markwayne fingering nostrils of others is peppering my timeline soooo out with the vile bad, in with the wildly gross bad

have a bisque firing warming up today, but managed to get this crock all snaked up. the weather is warming up here, the toads are coming out of their burrows, and i nearly stepped on a little copperhead the other day... alll good though #pottery #handmade #snakes #folkart #clay

He the penis to them ballers

Whatdya think of this one?, @wesmoodykc.bsky.social

Filmsky gold in referencing imo

Omgoodness a few sprinkles fell on these doggies and they darn near fucking melted bc of it

The horror

It's wicked witches with a side of Kurtz over here

That's a full'un

War crimes, s'more crimes💩

Beard thread: post ‘em if you got ‘em!

a group of men standing next to each other with the words i get older they stay the same age above them ALT: a group of men standing next to each other with the words i get older they stay the same age above them

Watching baseball and thinking I'm pretty much Dazed and Confused Wooderson

Started rubbing my tired eyes and then realized I still have eyeliner on and it instantly placed me into a crackwhore acting role

💯

leave him alone

Same in Kansas City

Organizing tailgating of a full glizzy spread while eating the most supreme nachos at home and yes...I like tasty food

Yes pls. I need to meet you in person!

YAAAASSSSS

I respect the gutter. Your take is also appropriate

This needs to happen

I could...I would totally do that!

Guess we need to put together a friggin hot dog stand at a Royals tailgate 👀
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Wes and I went to Wrigley together for the first time last summer and the days leading up was me going on about Chicago dogs and how many, from so many establishments I would force him to attend. We got our Chicago dogs at Wrigley and he's seen the light

I will not ever. Heathen stuff over here and I like it that way

I could say the same of you, lol

You have a child's palette and I said what I said

The Chicago dog full dressed is top tier and there will be no questions

For reals

Nachocitas

Gotta say, this has to be one of the coolest sets I've seen

The base pay and step scale to educate and care for everyone's children should be much higher