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@mitchberghini

Do you know what a farm vet does? He helps cows get well so they can live long enough to be turned into Quarter Pounders. It's ridiculous!

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ICYMI Naomi and I released an album of live “covers”… and we sing lead on only one of the tracks

07.03.2026 12:45 👍 24 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1

Good portions

09.03.2026 01:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Incredibly funny that the Brier winners are presented their gold medals by the COO of Montana's

09.03.2026 01:20 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I mean what makes art great is it can mean whatever you want it to. For instance I like to think The Shining is about how Kubrick faked the moon landing

08.03.2026 23:16 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I think you're getting your Brians wrong. That's Kokomo by the Beach Boys (Brian Wilson) which is also on the Trainspotting soundtrack

08.03.2026 23:12 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

Wait, are you telling me Deep Blue Day isn't about swimming in a toilet?

08.03.2026 23:06 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Another rad skateboard

Another rad skateboard

The 8 year old's skate

08.03.2026 21:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Classic decal

08.03.2026 21:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@metaltxt.bsky.social I think this Bolt Thrower sticker is yours?

08.03.2026 21:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A rad skateboard

A rad skateboard

08.03.2026 21:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I hate that I'm singing this to the tune of obviously what I'm singing it to the tune of

08.03.2026 20:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i really do not like that there is a brand of couches called “lovesac”

08.03.2026 19:55 👍 41 🔁 5 💬 6 📌 0

An evergreen is "writer so empty headed that desperate editors mistake it for original thought"

08.03.2026 17:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Young people probably don’t remember but there was a period in the 90s, before those CD binders were invented, when everyone hung their CDs on hooks, either mounted on the wall or via a string affixed to the ceiling. They were called “CD hooks”. You rarely see those anymore.

07.03.2026 13:55 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 3

Everyone in the audience at a Trooper show 1975-present

08.03.2026 03:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Here's mine

07.03.2026 23:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Frappértronics

07.03.2026 23:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Very young Border Collie instinct to herd 😃

07.03.2026 06:17 👍 420 🔁 53 💬 7 📌 5

Tech bros will jump to assign consciousness to robots but then laugh and crank up the bulldozer when we say trees and lakes are living beings

07.03.2026 18:59 👍 148 🔁 28 💬 9 📌 4

Challenge for those who are very confident that God isn't one of us: Explain how stranger on the bus works.

07.03.2026 20:35 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

each and every time you patch a synth it says "ouch" and feels actual pain

07.03.2026 19:02 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 1

Seeing that no press freedom orgs have rushed to defend and help @rachelgilmore.bsky.social makes me ask, for the millionth time, what do CJFE, PEN, etc even do? Why exist at all when you do fuck all to fight censorship and intimidation?

06.03.2026 21:51 👍 296 🔁 94 💬 3 📌 3
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Albini Sessions (Benefit for Letters Charity), by Fugazi 12 track album

Holy heck, Fugazi just released the 1992 Albini sessions for Bandcamp Friday! Proceeds going to Letters Charity.

06.03.2026 15:27 👍 218 🔁 103 💬 10 📌 31
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David Birchall & Steve Malley at The Glad Cafe, Glasgow on 07 Mar 2026 Buy tickets for David Birchall & Steve Malley at The Glad Cafe, Glasgow

I can’t make it cos of family stuff, but if yr in glasgow and at a loose end tomorrow you should catch this matinee at the glad: www.thegladcafe.co.uk/events/2026-...

06.03.2026 19:24 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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What's Past is Prologue (live at Café Oto), by Damon & Naomi 8 track album

New release for Bandcamp Friday - not available anywhere else damonandnaomi.bandcamp.com/album/whats-...

06.03.2026 11:30 👍 27 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 2
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Lost Hotel 失われたホテル, by Tetsu Mineta & Ayal Senior 7 track album

I’m a HUGE fan of bandcamp fridays! Check out Tetsu & I & I’s new LP, Lost Hotel! Available on DL & goes a long way to supporting local, grass-roots artists such as Tetsu & myself who want nothing to do with a Spotify-run world! Thank u for listening!https://ayalsenior.bandcamp.com/album/lost-hotel

06.03.2026 19:47 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

One reason I'm glad I'm not famous is that I've only every had to wear an ugly hat to make my friends laugh

06.03.2026 19:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Skankin in the dark

06.03.2026 18:55 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Starting a band that does ska covers of Springsteen songs called Nebraska

06.03.2026 18:41 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

A man, a plan, Panamandcamp

06.03.2026 16:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0