bro-bro ma 🌊

Hydrogen Bomb vs. Coughing Baby meme

Nintendo's lawyers who have dealt with Universal Studios, the Soviet Union and beloved ROM sites vs. Trump's lawyers who couldn't prosecute a sandwich thrower

Pineapple mules are great, I don’t know how well as a mocktail but I can imagine you can make it work well

I was gonna wait to text you until the morning lol

a first rounder for a 36 yo dman on an expiring deal is WILD though

I should’ve stayed in bed

slur-involved group message

game 2: 25-0, called after 3 innings

+/- a month but the vibe was right

they’re emphatically saying we’re not gonna lose to a 14 seed this year to complete the set

I got so much heckling from fans and coaches but I honestly kind of missed it?

I had a little bit (lot) of rust to shake off, but were working on it

got behind the plate tonight for the first time in a bit for a varsity game between two of the biggest schools in Alabama

little bit of a step up from Virginia travel leagues

charity bowl leaderboard lookin weird

b side definitely a bit weaker, but hot damn what a heater

searching through old posts and this has been remarkably prescient

at least it’s a different weekend than the chocolate festival this year

30 seconds into listening to mutiny after midnight

I’m so happy Ronan realized he could do better

remembering fondly when McCain picked Palin and all the national reporters having to do profiles on Alaskan politics made their faces melt ark of the covenant style

does every Naomi turn out insane

If I see a Gen Alpha kid wearing madras this summer I’m gonna scream

if you built like mega swampert hmu

myrtle beach and gatlinburg are two sides of same coin

yeah this explains like 90% of it

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why are they trying to make friends with Claude’s butthole

state gear came in, time to get back behind the plate 🦓

why would I ever pick a non blue pokemon

we beat TCU 89-7

aye