Lucky Strikeout

my take on the classic on-arm-against-the-locker-asking-someone-out-in-a-way-that-makes-any-answer-feel-like-a-coerced-confession trope...

oh, and if ou want a 3-month free subscription to my OnlyFans, DM me and i'll send you the link.

#LuckyAintPretty #We'veGotSomeCatchingUpToDo

when it's THAT cold in New Orleans,
THIS is as close to the explicit pics
as you could possibly hope to get.

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M0 J0 He wore his sport coat like a cape. Face all the worse for gravity’s ongoing story. Thin red lips stenciled across pancake batter, triplicate chins that spilled over a black bolo tie. Silver shock …

#StoriesFromABarWithoutDoorknobs

#VeteransDay

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#ProvostBusters

so spectacular working with you after all these years.
we WILL always have Greendale.

yours truly, as #AbedNadir as #Batman as #BruceWayne as #JuddNelson as #JohnBender as Disaster of Ceremonies in our #Burlesque homage to #Community... only if you want to get meta about it, though.

#SixSeasonsAndAMovie
#SixSeasonsAndSomeBooty
#NOLA #NolaBurlesque

pardon my french but:
cul... cul, cul, cul.
#Community #Burlesque #Nola #NolaBurlesque #SixSeasonsAndAMovie #SixSeasonsAndSomeBooty #CoolCoolCool #SaveGreendale #WereDoingABottleEpisode #Nerdlesque #NewOrleans

welcome to the land of milk and taglines.
...and happy eightiversary to you.

feels like only yesterday...

#NewOrleans #Nola #Informer

sharing -- once again and far too soon -- this pic from A Very David Lynch Holiday Burlesque.

...see you in that big THIS winkie's in the sky.

#DavidLynch #MulhollandDrive #Burlesque #NolaBurlesque #NOLA #NewOrleans #THISwinkies

you were welcomed. So you heard of a place called New Orleans. And you were welcomed. Free license to walk the streets, a thousand or so back pocket pamphlets. You helped yourself to the food, possibly undertipped. C…

swore i would never share this piece again, but the moment in New Orleans seems to be demanding it of me.

#NewOrleans #Nola #MardiGras2025 #Poem #Poetry #Writing #Poet #Writer

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special guest in the writer's room tonight... ditched by my muse, and i guess that's why they call it the mews.

#DavidTheCat #WritersRoom #Muse #Mews

one year since the last time you attempted even the most lackadaisical form of voluntairy communication,
a meme, having zero to do with anything resembling any moment ever shared since our first time together.

and every moment since i've been left saying anyway...

#MerryChrimas #XmasGhost

best #Christmas story ever.

happy holidays to all the lonely robots
and experimental turkeys out there in the ethers.

#Xmas #ShortStory #ShortFiction #AChristmasStory

#MysteryScienceTheater3000

alright, final #burlesque pic of 2024.
me as Handstuff Christian Anderson for ONCE UPON A TASSEL (it's a 3 year anniversary thing) when Siberia of #NewOrleans was momentarily some other thing.

#Nola #NolaBurlesque #LuckyAintPretty
#PickAVersary #AnyVersary

only seven more stripping days left, so merry happy to all, from all of us here at (THIS) Winkie's Diner.

#Burlesque #DavidLynch #MulhollandDrive #Nola #NewOrleans #NolaBurlesque

wonderland. Manny lost his thumb while carving initials into a Sunset Park sycamore on Christmas day. He had run from his house, boots crushing through a fresh snowfall north towards the hill. Streets empty, s…

a slice of life, seasonal love letter from Sunset Park. besos.

#XmasStory #ShortFiction #Christmas #ShortStory #Brooklyn #FirstLove #NolaWriter

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tonight only, check out my clothed alter-ego reading his holiday original at Bar Redux, along with some of the most creative #writers in #NewOrleans.

AND he's hosting so.... buckle up.

when halfway through a fifth of Jack should do the trick for this evening, but WWOZ in #NewOrleans starts celebrating Tom Waits' birthday, and now you just have to laugh at that old bloodshot moon in that burgundy sky.

hey, #NewOrleans!

looking to catch a fresh take on #burlesque to aid with relief for those affected by Hurricane Helene?

check my alter ego tell tales about our days slinging sex toys in North Carolina... THEN watch an actual TALENTED person do some stripping inspired by his words.

this Sunday!

shareholders of UnitedHealthcare bravely forged ahead with the meeting, despite the senseless tragedy:

"before we begin, in honor of our fallen colleague, let us raise our heads and share a moment of maniacal laughter. those who wish may take a personal day to kick infermed children in the teeth."

here we go again, #NOLA...
prizes! go-go dancing! a faulty point system! total anarchy brought to you by four of the most irreverent #burlesque performers in #NewOrleans!

and of course, your Disaster of Ceremonies.... some idiot!

#Trivia #90sTrivia #GoGoDancing #90s