“Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn”
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“Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn”
PTT 840.85 MEMORY It's worse than we thought, Snake. New intel confirms that FOX-HOUND has developed several new types of guy.
PTT 840.85 MEMORY There's psychic gas mask guy. Minigun shaman guy. Weird chameleon guy. Cat guy - who's also a revolver guy, by the way. That's like two types of guy almost.
With GDC only a few days away, I added @nicolecarpenter.bsky.social's brilliant gaming union zine/explainer to archive.org. The previous host for the PDF added a monthly subscription.
Please feel free to print and share as you wish!
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Ah yes, always a sign of a company that's worthy of trust. 🫠
It's wild that the Neti Pot is allowed to exist and advertise without warnings.
Q-tip has to put warnings like "do NOT put this in your ear even though it's clearly what it's for".
Meanwhile Neti Pot is out here just like "water board yourself. Who gives a shit"
MONCTON NEW BRUNSWICK! Early bird 15% discount.
I'm performing in Moncton on April 22nd at Xeroz. Get your tickets now. Early bird tickets purchased in March get 15% off automatically at checkout
🎟️🔗:
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"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard
I kinda miss "Sir, this is a Wendy's" as a reply to somebody who's become unhinged.
Can we bring that back or do I just gotta let that go?
It should flat out be illegal for tech software to prompt you with an offer and provide only "yes" or "try later" as answers.
How is "NO" not an option? As a consumer I'm not allowed to say no and I don't know how we got here.
I truly love the ebb and flow of the Resident Evil franchise. Perfect escalation and reset
RE1: wtf is this House
RE2: I hate this Precinct
RE3: Fuck this City
RE4: wtf is this Town
RE5: I hate this Country
RE6: Fuck this Planet
RE7: wtf is this Estate
RE8: I hate this Village
RE9: Fuck this City
A man with a knife pointed at an old man appear to have a heart attack saying "call the ambulance", the caption reads "playing as grace". Second frame is the same old man holding a gun yelling "But not for me" the caption reads "switching to Leon". Basically your weak as Grace and a badass as Leon. You get the idea.
Me playing Resident Evil Requiem #RE9
Hedge Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms vs The Bone Temple.
Bluesky may be the only place to view this clip because I feel like Insta and other platforms are gonna hide this. lol
New episode of Talk From Superheroes out now wherever you get your podcasts.
www.talkfromsuperheroes.com
A man with a knife pointed at an old man appear to have a heart attack saying "call the ambulance", the caption reads "playing as grace". Second frame is the same old man holding a gun yelling "But not for me" the caption reads "switching to Leon". Basically your weak as Grace and a badass as Leon. You get the idea.
Me playing Resident Evil Requiem #RE9
I've been trying to have fun with those while keeping it informative.
We go live now to the Polymarket CEO
"I don't want to create a character. Start tournament. Arcade mode"
duncan really just clicked male human fighter start game huh
I’m gonna mute the word “distraction” for the next 72 hours. None of this is a distraction from anything else, the US Government is, and has been, a death cult run by rapists. Every atrocity they commit is its own reward.
Just when you think our humanity has hit rock bottom there's people down there betting on if we can go lower.
We need to ban prediction markets asap. It's absolutely ghoulish, rock bottom of humanity stuff.
Terrifying bathroom with concrete floor and wood paneling, huge with nothing in it like a kill room
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
*Playing Resident Evil 9*
Okay, an Eldrich horror is chasing me, absolute nightmare, just gonna hit that sprint button to get zooming.
Character:
Always keep your cardio up so you don't end up the character in a video game who's "sprint" is barely faster than their walk.
What Are Conservatives Saying Behind Poilievre's Back? Even worse, what is Pierre Poilievre saying to himself? Ian, @ivimey.bsky.social, @nileseguin.bsky.social, and @mmmegan.bsky.social bust out some pretty bang-on impressions.
Apparently Metacritic fucking rules. 🤘
Anytime I've ever installed the newer version of something it was just to make the popup go away.
FBI Director Kash Patel used the Bureau jet to fly to Milan to party with the Olympic Men’s Hockey Team, for some reason. Ian, @mmmegan.bsky.social, @nileseguin.bsky.social, and Andrew @ivimey.bsky.social can’t help but be reminded of...
New podcast!
-We're joined by special guest @ivimey.bsky.social (@fromsuperheroes.com) to discuss:
-Carney's latest floor-crosser
-the NDP debate that apparently just happened
-Trump's gross call to the US men's hockey team
-violence in Mexico. And Iran. And... Ukraine
+More
A lil' piece written by me. 🙃
“Make bad game? Fired. Make good game? Fired. Make incredibly successful game? Believe it or not, also fired.” Original source of meme is from Parks and Recreation.
the video game industry is a mess
