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In Vegas I think those are called prop bets but sure, prediction markets.

07.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm dreading having clients who think I suck because Claude thinks I'm missing major Constitutional issues or some shit

07.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Clunky dialogue is the main thing that kills my interest in a comic.

07.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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*Pre-Order* NECTAR #1 Second Printing "NECTAR is the kind of horror comic that crawls under your skinβ€”gorgeous, grotesque, and completely fearless. A rare creature and a stunning debut from Jeremy Robinson." - Sean Gordon Murphy An island...

I'm intrigued. You don't see butterflies as the monster very often. Added to the pull. @thevaultcomics.bsky.social

06.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll be your crypto advisor

06.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Congrats, you made me give TouchTunes money

06.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is an amazing opportunity to knock America down a peg or two.

06.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So the problem with franchises is that you keep having to fill in every detail, one up the previous movie, etc, until you get just run out of gas and start having to do Steroids the Hutt, which ought to be something Jay tries to convince Silent Bob would be a good idea.

06.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You're talking about bombs and not pedos so mission achomplished

06.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You say that like they didn't watch the US lose two wars just like this in the not so distant past. And those were planned out invasions with semi-sentient leadership.

06.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Which tango partner is more important? You see how silly that sounds?

06.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The first draft of this post was really funny and original. But then I realized it was too good for you animals and I should keep it for a comic. But I wanted you to know you could have been really amused right now. Maybe even guffawed.

06.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Most of them are just making the best of a bullshit photoshoot but whooo, Tim and Kate came to get down.

06.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tuvok, you want to make love to that modem. Tuvok, look at the camera. You want to bang cameras too. You're a tech perv Tuvak. That modem is your pon far. You're telling your family that you're getting married to Chatgpt 4.2. You're a robosexual now Tuvok, and you're proud of it.

06.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Victorian-era photo of a dead lady and her family.

Victorian-era photo of a dead lady and her family.

So I'm 99% sure that lady in the chair is dead, but I'm 100% sure the standing lady is poisoning her. Look at her face. What is that expression? It ain't sadness. That is some Mona Lisa stuff. It's hypnotic horror.

06.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The scrupulous ones are pretty shit too

06.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's weird what makes you nostalgic. Stupid DVD coupons in a Pirates of the Caribbean DVD. Expired Dec 31, 2003.

06.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, the US just lost two wars in that area pretty recently. Iran has been planning for this for decades. It is not remotely inconceivable that they are waiting.

06.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It seems like the anonymity that you need from the suppressive government’s already gone, so this would mostly just fuck with trolls, spammers and other trash people. The NSA already knows who they are, but I don’t.

05.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man they are shitting bricks, but maybe, you know, stop sucking? Is that an option?

05.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I tend to agree. While I get wanting more Firefly on the other hand we don't have to watch a bunch of 40-65 year olds try to pull off sexy adventuring.

05.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To misquote Bill Hicks, I read books so I don't end up being like him.

05.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It depends on where you are in your development. I had to be a write every day dude to actually finish things. Otherwise I quit when I hit one of those 10000 word stretches where everything is like pulling teeth. Once I had a few novels under my belt I could me more relaxed about it.

05.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good to know it was crap but it's extremely believable crap so maybe MS needs to get it together.

04.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ok so the risk is that crazy people will kill and murder and the reward is that it'll write terrible fan fiction for us. This is straight ass.

04.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No one should put up with this. Linux. Mac. Amish. All are valid choices.

04.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

well tbf the kind of people who would watch Scary Movie 6 will love this, Marlon knows how the imbecile demo thinks.

04.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Point being thinking you have to take bribes from billionaires to afford a media campaign is so nineties. Authenticity and a social media game probably more valuable today.

04.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Long story short, what works changes. TV, newspaper, radio, these are all phonebook technology. You feel obligated to spend too much on them because historically they worked and it's hard to quantify that it's failing.

04.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0