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πŸŒ™ Joel LeBlanc. Book reviewer, poet, artist, chef, and Forest Monster from Wellington, NZ (he/him) Nominated for Pushcart Prize and Best of Net.

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Baby snail 🐌

07.03.2026 06:46 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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After a week of stress and exhaustion and anxiety, a few hours in the garden tending to living things healed me a little. Trimming, harvesting, sowing, transplanting, and collecting seeds for next season, when maybe the world will be kinder ☘️

07.03.2026 06:32 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The spring witch, an old woman with a hat covered in roses, pulls the boat of a young girl towards the ruverbank and her garden. A scene from the Snow Queen, illustrated by Pavel Tatarnikov.

The spring witch, an old woman with a hat covered in roses, pulls the boat of a young girl towards the ruverbank and her garden. A scene from the Snow Queen, illustrated by Pavel Tatarnikov.

A witch is a forest trapped inside a person πŸƒ πŸ‚

05.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Toad looked at the ground. The seeds still did not want to grow. β€œWhat shall I do?” cried Toad. β€œThese must be the most frightened seeds in the whole world!” Then Toad felt very tired and he fell asleep.

05.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
The spring witch, an old woman with a hat covered in roses, pulls the boat of a young girl towards the ruverbank and her garden. A scene from the Snow Queen, illustrated by Pavel Tatarnikov.

The spring witch, an old woman with a hat covered in roses, pulls the boat of a young girl towards the ruverbank and her garden. A scene from the Snow Queen, illustrated by Pavel Tatarnikov.

A witch is a forest trapped inside a person πŸƒ πŸ‚

05.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I also realized how confusing it can be to have non-religious capitalist parents

05.03.2026 06:31 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I learned a lot about myself from that job.

1) I don't care about money

2) People have all the answers they need. They just want validation

3) I prefer to teach skills than provide quich fixes or solutions

4) Sucess often comes from just ignoring everybody and doing it your own bloody way

05.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In my late teens, my first job was as a fortune teller and tarot reader. I had a stall at a local craft market. My parents were concerned at first. But I actually became very busy and booked up. When I quit (to focus on school), my parents were annoyedβ€”why did I want to give up all that money?!

05.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok fine but what is the DOW doing?

05.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bigger things into it.

Have any pets?

04.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You need to finish your WIP, but you suddenly hear a mouse scurrying in the walls.

Maybe that would work better.

04.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Today the biggest challenge for writers is a cursed sugar jar. It's old, maybe antique. When you drop something in it, something alive, sugar appears. The finest, sweetest sugar you ever tasted. Ants, moths, flies, spiders. Anything works. But lately, it makes less sugar.

It needs something larger.

04.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It's Pride Month in NZ! To celebrate this year, I am going to peel off my human skin, sit on top of neighbour's houses, and screech at the moon. 🌈

04.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It's Pride Month in NZ! To celebrate this year, I am going to peel off my human skin, sit on top of neighbour's houses, and screech at the moon. 🌈

04.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It survived! After a day of gale force winds and hailstorms, I came home to find it battered but in one piece πŸ’š

03.03.2026 06:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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View from my desk

02.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I haven't been writing much poetry lately. I needed a break from words, and to fill my head with things that are green and good.

02.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This makes me want to cry.

01.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Looks amazing πŸ‘ 🀩

02.03.2026 06:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I taught witchcraft, I'd mostly be putting apprentices to work in the vegetable patch, teaching weeding and composting. And everytime someone asked me to teach them a love spell, I'd smack them on the head.

01.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah

02.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

mustard oils*

01.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This year I am going to make an oxymel of them for winter ills. The mistard oils in them are very antibacterial πŸ’š

01.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gorgeous!!

01.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good for him.

01.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we have nothing to fear but fear itself and the ever growing all consuming sentient moss

28.02.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4
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In this episode of Rupert, our intrepid little bear receives instruction in sorcery from Baphomet; he eats the magic berries and thus obtains a vision of PAN.

22.11.2024 20:16 πŸ‘ 278 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 7

Reminder!

01.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to have a friend who was a crazy reckless driver, until I got mad that they were disrespecting my own safety when I was a passenger. When I explained it wasn't fun or silly, that they made me feel "unsafe" they were kind of shaken by it.

01.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If I taught witchcraft, I'd mostly be putting apprentices to work in the vegetable patch, teaching weeding and composting. And everytime someone asked me to teach them a love spell, I'd smack them on the head.

01.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0