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I solemnly swear I will not rest until I talk to every single 2000s MLB player about the oddities of their careers
Three things will survive a nuclear holocaust: cockroaches, twinkies, and Staffcast
Get ready to listen to a bunch of Phish, buddy
Big up from da IRSland
bUgS
Poor Wife Helen
[leaning on podium at an angle previously though scientifically impossible] Bill Ashley…light tower. That’s…that’s real high up there to get with height. JD, do you [shrugging] he, he has no clue I’m wasting my time, right Davey? [pained inhale] But they treat our brave ICE officers so nasty
[sweaty, 90 minutes into a speech talking about how Big And Strong Raul Mondesi was] we like to say SASAKI, right? SASASKI, where is-SASASKI-where is he? [pointing at Yamamoto] there he- [pretends to throw fastball] lot of speed with regard to fast
Man, there goes my dream of being the subject of a video titled “white boy uses nunchucks crazy style at Mao’s Tomb, shocks patrons and staff”
Norwegian Watergate informant be like “my name is
Staffcast back! @hackattackimer.bsky.social @seandoolittle.bsky.social and I are joined by @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social to talk boat names, marine traffic, cutting off fingers, the worst flags, bullpen carts, and more!
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“I’m really mad so thank you for letting me vent.
Abolish ICE.
We keep us safe.”
@seandoolittle.bsky.social and other athletes opened up to us about the DHS murders and the campaign of state terror being waged in Minneapolis and beyond.
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I hope you didn’t invite that loathsome miscreant “Richard Staff” back to write again
Sir do you condemn the New York Yankees
HEY…I never won a World Series
People come up to me with tears in their eyes and they say “sir” like this, they say “sir please do a crossover sir” and, frankly, we’re doing great work with PODCAST and microphone
in which i found the Sean Doolittle For Mayor of DC exploratory committee
Alternate reality where it's Unc Anne's pretzels
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw not being Woke forever. We begin bombing in five minutes
Staffcast! @seandoolittle.bsky.social and I are joined by @jane.meangirls.online @tgk.bsky.social and @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com to talk about being unc, Adin Ross' house, Wife Milk, transvestigations, keeping numbers, and more!
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Erm, more doctoring less sportsballing
Where’s the part about Cadillac El Dorados
FROM THE DESK OF RICHARD G. STAFF WINNER OF THE CONTEMPORARY BASEBALL COMMENTARY AWARD: This story has my Complete and Total Endorsement!
I know how to settle this. Let’s call Jason Lane
, with the island
blame @seidler.bsky.social
@hackattackimer.bsky.social soooo true
sorry, can't hear you, too long
I think technically this falls under the umbrella of being a For All You Kids episode