Baddy Addy

whoa at the big pokemon show they just announced that from now on sneasel will always have a vintage motorola beeper that goes off at random intervals

damn that's crazy

PEE MAN blind reacts to POOP

PeeAndPoopGuy 1 minute ago
I am a huge fan of both pee and poop and I love these kinds of videos. Pee man lost his mind seeing the poop
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Crusty compressed jpeg screenshot of 6 Facebook groups called “Bro, We Are Teens” with a few variations

me and all the other 30+ year olds in our discord servers after none of us give them our IDs and face scans

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

Frame #59750 from S03 -E07 - Giant Lobster-627717

The problem with that "First they came for" poem is it makes a lot of unlikely assumptions. For example it assumes they would ever come for me

HAKEEM JEFFRIES: well i call it the Klump administration ok? it's nutty "2" profess our economy works for everyone while artificial inflation shenanigans stink up american dinners. so no, i won't be dragged into some silly debate over who has to obey what court order. i'll leave that to the courts

they say shit about "paid protesters" because they literally cannot cope with the truth that this many people hate them and will go out of their way to stand in the biting cold in public against them

i haven't figured out how this happened yet but i have a new theory that every tech company forgot how computers work some time around 2015

Hey for the record, “Trump is going to do whatever he wants and ignore congress anyway” is an argument against incrementalism, not for it.

Why are you scaling back the size of the ask in that scenario, other than to show off the pitiful limits of your own imagination

SCHUMER: There's another ICE on the minds of the American people. And that's a bag of ice at the grocery store, which costs more today for a middle class family than ever before.

Distraught woman says ICE killed her wife in video after deadly Minneapolis shooting "They killed my wife," the distraught woman says, adding, "They shot her in the head." An ICE agent shot and killed a 37-year-old woman who was driving an SUV in Minneapolis on Wednesday. / Screenshot/@Breaking911

"They killed my wife. I don't know what to do," the woman says through sobs in the footage, with a damaged SUV visible in the distance behind her. "We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head," the woman cries. "We have a six-year-old at school," she says, almost unable to breathe, as a chaotic scene in which federal officers prevented at least one doctor who was on the scene from assisting the shot victim unfolds. "We're new here," the distraught woman says in despair.

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.

This could be you.

Guys, we did it. We invented the Commodore 64

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

BBC NEWS [photo of a very silly shaped dog] Scientists reveal the secret

reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?

klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business

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FBI Readies New War on Trans People “We’re looking at the entire web”

The FBI is preparing to label transgender people as “violent extremists” in the wake of Charlie Kirk’s murder:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/fbi-readie...

Suppose you tried to solve math problems by rolling dice to get the answer

Sometimes, the dice will give the correct answer. Other times, not.

If you were to insist that the wrong answers were the *dice* malfunctioning, people would rightly mock the shit out of you.

this is great for two reasons

1, the obvious: brilliant deconstruction of how patriarchy tries to sell total emotional isolation as not just a side effect but a GOAL of doing masculinity correctly

2: the repeated mentions of Buffalo Wild Wings made me laugh so hard

i'm at the civil war

i'm at the great depression

i'm at the combination civil war great depression

gamblers ripping up their Trump or Giuliani bet slips as CNN announces Elon Musk has died from complications during a routine chest-weirdening surgery

Being a depressed person in a relationship with another depressed person is recreating this exchange and alternating who is Frog and who is Toad every couple of weeks

Chuck, portrayed by Paul Scheer, a member of the Good Place Committee: "He's got a point. The fair thing for us to do is just keep giving up more and more stuff we want, unilaterally, until this demon is finally happy."

The Democrats every single day:

Just practically speaking... A lot of trans young ppl who can grit their teeth and make it to 18 aren't gonna make it to 25.

The last Democratic candidate bragged about owning a gun and featured police as speakers in their convention.

AI slobs genuinely cannot conceive the idea that creation, not the end product, is what makes it a worthy endeavor. To call this process “deeply unpleasant” is the ultimate self report

Jordan Peterson taking temporary leave from public life after undergoing a surgical procedure that removes "nearly a mile" of lustrous blonde hair from his abdominal cavity. "The world bequeathed me a horrible freight," he said through a family spokesperson, who added that Peterson "was crying."