I'm glad I'll never know the prompts used for the "mugshot."

"Should we make sure every Democrat who wants to vote can vote? Nah, that's not sexy and might result in higher taxes. Let's debate finding a credulous dolt who is a liberal."

To save everyone else a click, here are the sources sprinkled throughout this nearly 1,500 word piece that doesn't bother answer the question it asks:
Stef Feldman
Lakshya Jain (a computer engineer)
Matt Yglesias 🙄
Rahm Emmanuel 🤢
Gavin Newsom 🤮

Discourse about The Blathering is starting to trickle into the TL. Be back after Lent.

This is a serious elected official.

It swaps them. You leave a pair under your pillow, it replaces them with a new pair. If you're good, they match. If you're less good, they don't.

"Which room will your elderly parents live in when their nursing home shuts down?"

Ahahahahaahahahaaaaa.
Heh.

Excellent discourse.

I don't know much about Canada but I think they push you out on an ice floe if you respond with anything other than You first, buddy.

Imagine being a leader in a country trump has threatened to annex and keeps calling the 51st state and just started a trade war with, and when you don't roll over and play dead, one of his lackeys tells you to stand down because the aggressor's dumbshit trade war is making U.S. markets plummet.

@erinbiba.bsky.social 🐁

"Stand down"????

Nice of the WH to confirm its pattern of picking fights and then telling the people they're picking the fight with that they need to back off. Also, lying about people when they can hear you.

Tired: Political reporting by huge legacy outlets.
Wired: Political reporting by Wired.
(sorry)

Who is this for? D.C. already has a conservative broadsheet (Washington Times). For a while there was also a free tabloid-style rag (Washington Examiner) but that went online only a while ago.

I'm surprised they removed it.

I am "Absurdly pleased that I fell off my bike and wasn't wracked by pain the next day" years old.

PSA: Wear your helmet!

"The company says reviving extinct species like the mammoth, the dodo and others could help repair ecosystems."

????????????????????????

Unless they know about some magical mystical properties of dodo and mammoth poop, that ain't gonna work.

Ford's announcement that Ontario had scraped its agreement with Starfink scared the real president.

Slag: the dross or scoria of a metal

The new Canadian flag: 🖕🍁🖕

And you have to break a lot of eggs to make brioche.

And which administration is going to oversee this massive undertaking? Not this one.

🎶Some people claim that there's a wo-man to blame. 🎶

oh no, don't make whacking billionaires look like a way to get attention from the ladies.

"It was never going to be easy or painless to perform this surgery. So the plan to strap you to a board and let some maniac saw away at you with a steak knife while you scream is OK."

Conservative Americans always default to shrieking that Jewish people are causing trouble.

Conservative whites are positively hooked on this antisemitic filth. They won't be happy until the next Tree of Life event.

I’m not going to the Joint Address. I will be live posting and chatting with you all here instead. Then going on IG Live after.

The behavior described here isn't just unprofessional and uncollegial, it's gross and unnecessary. And, people can see it.