Derek

I get they weren’t your Dad’s hands but why gotta sausage finger shame?

#thelastdrivein #mutantfam

Just a PBR here

Are young people worried about the draft anymore? Or did fighting a two decade long war without compulsory service kinda make 18-25 year olds feel safe? I have nephews, 2 of which would be 4f, one who is about to age out of that bracket, thank god. I worry about that shit.

I have like, 21 tattoos and never ever been accused of having a Nazi tat.

Would it be gauche to get a cartoon of my dog when he’s only 1 1/2 years old? I kinda wanna finish my sleeve.

Don’t fuck with Gen X. On the whole, we’re more than a little feral.

The good news is, if people kindly fuck along merrily away from us, we won’t set you on fire.

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

Hey, @jowrotethis.bsky.social of little furry faith…

Because we didnt love Betty enough before this piece?

And it NEVER WAS

I didn’t know who Jessica White was before I knew that she was a stupid piece of shit. Go have 18 more babies with Nick Cannon you fucking moron.

Answering the question: who would win, Roman reigns or ROWDY Roddy Piper…

Not a lot of "but what does he REALLY mean" with you, huh?

Maybe that's why you're going to be Governor

What do you mean you have to do stuff and can’t spend the whole day snuggling on the couch?

A forklift with the forks replaced with a giant spoon.

When Costco says one spoonful sample of ice cream

In the late 90’s before Slipknot unmasked, there was a photo going around that purported to be Shawn “Clown” Crahan. It was not, it was me.

So the game is “make the anti semites agree with the democrats so we can make them sound racist”

Trump fucked children.

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Are you SURE you want Jesus to come back? Like REALLY fucking sure? Because I don’t know that he’s gonna like your whole “kill brown people and demonize empathy” stance.
Just sayin.

I often call or “soda pop” just to piss every one off.

Also, Rob Lowe in the Outsiders

Ooooooh

Rowdy is unimpressed by television.

I went with HOTD and Dune Part 2. It’s streaming only (today). I still gotta hook the PlayStation up. THEN I’ll give it the FIFTH ELEMENT 4k test.

Suggestions of a movie to try out my new tv with.

I wondered if that was the old Opal’s.

Once again, it’s the time of year when I announce that no peeps are necessary for me, don’t like em. Y’all feel free to enjoy my share, anyone who wants peeps.

I swear, how much Zoe Steiner looks like Terry Farrell. #startrek

No. 4-5 minutes introducing Danhausen (with gimmick intact! Yay for him!)
Stupid long entrances, Wheatley ads, other promo bullshit. TBH, I’m doped up to the gills on painkillers and I might have fallen asleep a bit. It was crowd MURDERING.

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It was 37 minutes between the end of Punk/Balor and the beginning of the next match.

THIRTY SEVEN?