Cat girls are an endangered species

My bsky account is basically a mouthpiece for whoever talks to me

This should be illegal

Good puppy

Dude theres a dog on this train

I think I could become a hentai artist without ever studying anatomy

Now that its officially 5:17, it is time for me to get my entire week's worth of work done

Do you think if i have enough jinja I'll feel complete

Ur so talented n pretty!!!@@!!

Professional dumbass

When are they going to make a guy who shouts "hey its new york!" For DC?

You got it boss@!!

"If I had been smart in 2022, I could have been a millionaire by now"
"Montréal is like a 90s Boston thats French"
Oh I am a prolific eavesdropper

I like the seasons. They should make more good ones

Microcode_ctl my beloved
You shall be ignored over my dead body

Strunk

@vanhollen.senate.gov nice speech

The unparalleled adrenaline of a 2 page pr

There's a quote from someone with opinions that "dog bites man" is not newsworthy but "man bites dog" is. It's meant to show that the sentence construction also matters, not just a grab bag of random words

Now this is news

I don't want to ghost through life unmarred. I want to have scars and to be satiated on marrow

the strange and wonderful world of online anonymous peer-reviewed amateur writing

Outside is a good place
Crazy what fresh air will do to you

I do think that it can be in the interests of the rich and powerful to maintain an air of vague deniability. E.g the elastic definition of the "american middle class" as it is used to protect the interests of what is essentially the American elite

@wmata.com have a nice day

this is so fun because i know an LLM wouldn’t give me a response this creative. like this took the funniest shortcut possible. come have fun at youraislopbores.me

can't do it

7pm office cup noodles girlfriend

AI bro or Amphetamine bro. There is no other way:(