CLIVE BARKER'S DOCTOR WHO
07.03.2026 16:03
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CLIVE BARKER'S DOCTOR WHO
This remains one of the funniest things I think anyone's ever done
youtu.be/KNYo69XiDfA
Oh he absolutely would. It would start with dissonance and end with the most tear-jerkingly beautiful synth music you've ever heard
One of the most powerful things I've read in years, and a real dropping of the scales moment for something vile that has been insidiously poisoning everything for decades
jameelajamil.substack.com/p/ah-shit-we...
looking into it again, it's actually even worse. they reported he was taking the name Nicola, the same name as the mother of one of the children he killed
ian huntley is dead. i'll always remember how the british press attempted to incite hatred against the trans community by reporting he was transitioning, then apologised to him for incorrect reporting instead of apologising to trans people
chapter iii: punchlinegone!!!!!!!!!!jokemoder
what if they made a movie called Funny Movie and it was like a movie but funny
Oh cool people are watching the Scary Movie trailer and having the takeaway of "ohhh I know who is gonna HATE this" and concluding that someone is me, cool cool love being alive and perceived right now
@hackintimseeley.bsky.social
"but dot nobody is making you watch these you can just Not Watch things that you know you're going to find disturbing"
Self harm is any deliberate action through which you intentionally...
This post is brought to you in association with "Welp, I sure didn't need to see humans do that to a turtle"
It's probably not particularly great for my soul that I keep picking up blu rays of former video nasties
It’s worth mentioning that this was made by six guys in their dorm room for a sci-fi convention, and all six of them (which includes the creator of Evangelion) would go on to define the anime industry for decades to come.
Time to play a fun game of How Thrifty Can Ya Gal Be For The Next Three Weeks Or So
Ends before my next pay day
Already spent my blu ray budget this month.
Screaming
Can't believe he'd imply there was something a little fruity about the industry that brought you the work of such visionaries as Jamie Fenton and Wendi Allen
the purpose of a system is what it does
therefore, the purpose of a Thorne-Duchamp VALKYRIE type Heavy Combat Android is to moan really pathetically while shining my boots after I tell it a maid bot would have done a better job
Gooed girl
you'd look cuter as a bunny
Me and who?
Me: I need to cut down my movie purchases there's only so much my bank account can take
Also me: Hello mister CEX is that the two disc steelbook version of Metropolis with the Giorgio Moroder edit on disc two? I'd be a fool NOT to!
They came first for the femdoms
And I spoke up and said "Did I fucking SAY you could cum?"
Foolish Keir Starmer.
Too bad Keir Starmer, you thought you could flee the caterpillars by jumping in the Thames but the Thames is caterpillars now and you’re swimming in caterpillars in just your pants and everyone can see the caterpillars and they blame you for the caterpillars and caterpillars are in your pants now.
Keir Starmer full sprints out of Number 10 in just his underpants (sky blue with some faded yellow stains) and behind him is a swell of caterpillars and he’s running because it’s like The Shining but more political and Wes Streeting’s on his knees whispering “liberate tute me ex caterpillis.”
Outside, Wes Streeting is face down on the pavement, crying, because his suit is filled with caterpillars and caterpillars are in his briefcase and he came to Keir Starmer’s house to blame him for the caterpillars but he broke down over the caterpillars before he could knock on the door.
His wife is just screaming at him for there being so many caterpillars but he’s got to get ready for a long day of benefits cuts so he takes a shower but you guessed it only caterpillars come out of the shower and they’re on his shoulders and on some of his torso and up the back of his balls.
I hope Keir Starmer wakes up covered in caterpillars and there are so many caterpillars, he’s telling his wife he doesn’t even know where the caterpillars came from but she’s SO angry at him for the caterpillars and when he tries to eat breakfast caterpillars pour out of his stupid cornflakes box.