Kevin VanOrd 🏳️‍🌈 🐻

You can just put sriracha in your spaghetti sauce, no one can stop you

This sounds... incredible.

you asked for text We all know that lawyers are bad. What should they be instead? “ai” responded they should all be Jim Carrey's, since Jim Carrey was a pretty funny guy in Liar Liar.

Question: What if cats weren't real, just holograms? Who made them, and what would they want? Answer: That's an excellent idea. They would be built by engine.

I can't get enough.

It's over!

Current body.

tfw you're now officially overweight and not obese.

Oh wow. I'm really not doing well.

The homophobic dude from Firefly and the homophobic dude from Justified called me gross on Twitter because I was fat and gay, so. Whatever form a Firefly reboot takes, I'll prolly miss it.

Beethoven: 4. Sinfonie ∙ hr-Sinfonieorchester ∙ Andrés Orozco-Estrada YouTube video by hr-Sinfonieorchester – Frankfurt Radio Symphony

Tonight's music: Beethoven's 4th, which premiered this day in 1807. A quirky thing trapped between the heroic 3rd and the furious 5th. I'm not a Beethoven guy, but this one's got juice.

I pleased to announce that my concurrent user count is two.

This is a new one but I'll allow it.

I'm very sick but I'd feel so much better if you flirted shamelessly with me.

Fortune magazine headline: Gen Z Olympic champion Eileen Gu says she rewires her brain daily to be more successful—and multimillionaire founder Arianna Huffington says it really does work

TFW you're glad there's a paywall.

It would not be appropriate for me to state in public.

At very least, I like how their releases feel like an actual concert program and not just... "here's music from the same composer/music of the same style or century".

Also, can I just say that their CD pairings are terrific and unexpected?

Honeck unrivalled as my favourite living conductor. Pittsburgh is currently as good as any orchestra on the planet - and I say this as a frequent Royal Concertgebouw concertgoer.

I don't know what they were thinking, implementing a quality of life feature that exists in literally every video game.

I have a good friend who's played BG3 three times now and always skips dialogues, just makes arbitrary choices, he barely knows anything that's going on in the story he's just there for combat. We're still friends. It'll be ok.

Making games means making peace with the fact that some people won't see a bunch of cool things you did. It's okay. Really.

I can't think of a single recent game that doesn't let you skip dialogues; I think Cyberpunk's fast-forward option was a good addition; and I don't know why Crimson Desert is getting side-eyed over it.

Walter Piston - Symphony No. 2 YouTube video by Portland Youth Philharmonic

Big day in music history so we shall start with:

Walter Piston's 2nd symphony, which premiered this day in 1944, and which the Portland Youth Philharmonic plays the FUCK out of here:

He also shot anti-nausea meds in my butt which I think was some sort of flirt.

The doctor told me I was skinny, looked up the last time I was officially weighed, and I definitely didn't realise I'd lost 27 kg since 2024.

I'm very sick but I'd feel so much better if you flirted shamelessly with me.

Grew up not too far from Altoona.

Yes, it is an abomination. But it's a weirdly tasty one.

So 2 guys were talking about bd3 and discussing how much they liked Wyll as a companion. And I couldn't stop myself and told them I would pass on the compliments to the writer. They asked if you were in the park today too. But too bad. Otherwise you would have fans in the park. Very cute.

Travel flu destroying me. But this text I got might be the cure.

So 2 guys were talking about bd3 and discussing how much they liked Wyll as a companion. And I couldn't stop myself and told them I would pass on the compliments to the writer. They asked if you were in the park today too. But too bad. Otherwise you would have fans in the park. Very cute.

Travel flu destroying me. But this text I got might be the cure.

I wrote words in here, I hope you like them.