FUNly Imbursed Individual

far off lands near me

I just know some thinly sliced fat Pikachu would go crazy on a toasted round roll with jalapenos and onions

Mr. Druesky

Gene Hackman is a Kojima scientist name

Student arrested for eating AI art in UAF gallery protest.

A pile of chewed up art on the floor of the gallery.

lol

Piggle Gongle, Tingas Pingas, and Hogass Dogass are typing...

Piggle Gongle 6:05 PM Oodie Giggle Pongle 6:06 PM goo poo hoo doo... Piggle Gongle 6:06 PM Yuh Yuh!

Sun Ra 2026 New Year Arkestra

Mike F @mikefossey *Follow Judge: Now wait a second Mike. if the other players were hacking, wouldn't that make their kills on you unfair? Me: That's right your honor. RETWEETS 531 LIKES 1,820 8:15 pm - 20 Jul 2014

RIP Mike F.

You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.

A book page: "As soon as Mosley took a seat, Karp began reciting a fiery speech that Oswald Mosley gave in 1939 demanding that Britain seek peace with Nazi Germany. ("Our generation shall not die like rats in Polish holes. They shall not die but shall live to see above their heads the English sky, to feel beneath their feet the English soil, and to enjoy the fair English countryside....") Karp didn't just repeat a few sentences; he went on for minutes, reproducing the speech from memory. Mosley sat in stunned silence. When Karp finished, he executed a few tai chi moves and walked out of the room without saying goodbye. A shaken Mosley figured that his family's dark past had torpedoed him again. But it hadn't: he was hired and ended up running Palantir's UK business."

Wait till you read how he was fucking hired

wtf did hoobastank do to make them deserve an "ah" and an "!" from the "ai". stop doing fake nostalgia. it's not alive

Bro…

good night acrostic over night sky with a crescent moon and clip art star and butterfly G Go to bed O Off the lights O Out of tension D Dream comes N Nice sleep I Ignore worries G Get up early H Have a nice day T Thank you as always

Two geniuses fighting

The ancient serpent. Man never quite managed dominion over him, did he?

I think this reply may have placed the curse on me that put me in hospital

Allow it bruv

Sounds like an ATF raid on a white supremacist compound. Very easy to imagine a pimped out MAGA truck reading some shit like "REMBER COOPER FLAGG !!!"

Toby Clear-esque

I understand that the algorithm here is meant to be lighter on the dopamine, but seeing "That's everything!" on a social media site after scrolling about 50 posts gives me a feeling of dread like looking at the exact time and date of my death

Coworker spelled it “Ruscle Crow”

If I was a homicide detective any time there was a dead bald guy I would say looks like someone ate his hair too. It’s a sick world

Me (entering building): ok, three potentially hostile males.. two potentially hostile females.. exit is behind me, stairs look defensib—

*fat guy i didnt see walks in front of me and farts in my face and i fall to the ground and start throwing up *

Donald Hussein Trump