No, but I'll look for it!
@maryannjohanson
do not obey in advance | born at 325ppm of CO2 | pioneering online film critic at FlickFilosopher.com since 1997 | London via NYC | find me elsewhere online: https://www.flickfilosopher.com/2023/09/where-else-to-find-me-online.html
No, but I'll look for it!
"Sorry, but our insane all-media evening screening, the one you'll have to queue for an hour before doors if you want a good seat? It's full. Can you come to the relaxed afternoon one in the luxe private-club screening room instead?"
Um... yes? π
What a dilemma!
Adding things to my to-do list just so that I can cross them off. #motivation
The magnolia tree outside MaryAnn's room bursting with glorious pink blossoms.
The magnolia tree outside my room has suddenly burst into glorious pink blossoms. So the world's not actually 100 percent awful, I guess.
Oh, thank you. I needed to hear something like that.
Hahahahahaha LOLsob. No shit. ππ₯Ήπ«₯
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Found the opening paragraph of a film review. First thing Iβve written in months. Havenβt gotten beyond that β Iβll try to finish tomorrow β but this feels good. Feels like starting to find myself againβ¦
Wow, no! Havenβt used Hootsuite for ages. Canβt recast the reason I gave up on them but they crossed some line I couldnβt tolerate.
Back at the end of 2025, when I was (still am) desperately trying to figure out how to reboot my life, I created this note in my reminder app:
βLean into the starving artist lifeβ¦β
It keeps popping up, and I keep trying to remember what I meant by that.
Trying to get back into the swing of thingsβ¦ again. Itβs gonna stick this time, honestly.
I am filled with an enormous sense of dreadβ¦
You're a film distributor and you don't have your own YouTube channel for trailers? SMDH
Spending New Yearβs Eve with Benoit Blancβ¦
Lee Pace. Oh my god. #Foundation
βYouβre just gonna have to kill meβ π€· #yikes
Itβs time.
Iβm 56 years on this green Earth. Ya donβt need to tell me.
John Denver & the Muppets: A Christmas Together
The best Christmas album and I will not tolerate any dissent.
The fuck is wrong with men.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
An extremely goofy medium-sized black dog has her back to us as she stares out a window. She is wearing a wonderfully silly red jumper depicting Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Poppet got a new Christmas jumper!
#CuratedCinema: two great movies by #RobReiner. 1984βs #ThisIsSpinalTap and 1987βs #PrincessBride beautifully represent the directorβs gentle genius. More + VOD links: www.flickfilosopher.com/2025/12/cura... π½οΈ
Headline in UK rag reads: "βOzempic vaginaβ is here and women are paying Β£2,000 to reverse it"
Cursed headline. π±
Women: Please stop mutilating your perfectly fine and normal bodies.
metro.co.uk/2025/12/16/o...
Always good advice no matter the situation. People suck.
As Pluribus demonstrates, in fact.
Movies be like:
US: Streaming on Hula Hoop, Balcony, ShoU! Rent on Banana TV, Nile Plus, Machego to Go, YouView!
UK: Eh, never heard of her.
I donβt think I have ever identified more with a fictional character than I do with Carol in #Plur1bus #Pluribus.
Waitrose then: Bag for life! Recycled plastic! Replaced for free!
Waitrose now, when I asked to trade in my raggedy bag for a new one: βOh, we donβt do that anymore.β
Gonna start an Only Fans where I just abuse you over your taste in movies.
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
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Yeah, but, this series is, like, one of Netflixβs big things. Iβm shocked itβs gone from what is arguably its primary region.
Iβm sorry, #KnivesOut is no longer streaming on US #Netflix? Are you fucking kidding me?!