joie de vivremaxxing

idk how coffee became a first in the morning thing, that’s when i have energy. u need coffee for that post lunch itis

He was rehomed 😔 they went from a Shih Tzu to a Giant Schnauzer with 3 young kids so I get how this happened. Hate it for them though, that was a beautiful dog.

A Dalton, perhaps a Declan, or a Dawson.. 😂

El-Hajj Malik El-Shabazz
#DetroitRed

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what shorty say..."you can't humble someone who didn't get their confidence from compliments"

Absolutely not.

I feel like a deer would know my vibes

Lmao my dog misses him too

I really love this stupid little feature

Bradford Pears

My eldest is going through 90s rock the same way I went through 70s rock music.

"Dad did you listen to Incubus?"

Did I?! Did I?! Yes my child!!!!

I think following anyone *just because* they do couples content videos is insane. Like nothing else? They don't go nowhere? No reviews of restaurants or landmarks? Just scream laughs and flipping in heels and skits from their living room?

I just know you'd watch hotel footage if you could.

Also Christmas ornaments! Especially if they aren't the glass globes, those transport really well and you get to remember your trips when you take out your decorations every year

I got a wind up music box from Croatia that plays the Game of Thrones theme song, that is definitely one of my favorites.

I like to get small pieces of handmade art/cultural item. I have a bell from Switzerland, a glass teacup from Morocco, a gilded paper fan from Japan, a small painting from St. Lucia, a handmade terracotta pitcher from Mexico...

I haven't seen my neighbor's dog in weeks and I'm sad.

They told us they were getting him as a puppy before they even told their kids. He was only about 2 years old so I don't think he passed, and I hope he wasn't rehomed for hurting their kids.

Idk if I should ask about it.

I don't understand how ritually abstaining from drinking water during the hottest part of the day for the entire month of Ramadan is safe or healthy.

I understand people have been doing this for hundreds of years, willingly, I just don't understand why.

When he pulls it out:

Is this a safe space: Couples’ content weirds me out.

My nana harassing me about not walking like a lady when I was <8 years old like ma'am I am NOT a lady!

Remember when you couldn’t do shit without somebody saying that it’s not cute or ladylike? That was my villain origin story

Your 18th birthday specifically

Me re: the Spare and Meghan

Sissy needs to answer for bringing that deadbeat back into their home

Never assume the dick is big because he is tall, this may ruin your birthday!

Curtis was my very first thought

He is so toxic 🫠

Anything Haitian sounding 🤭