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@jonmikkelhansen

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Interesting to see who “bought the dip”.

Now, we know they won’t be prosecuted, as apparently the US don’t do that anymore, but they probably won’t even be randomly picked up on the street and shipped to El Salvador either.

Ah, the Golden Shower of America!

10.04.2025 07:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The fact that there might be a conclave so close to a movie about one has really motivated me to finish my screenplay "The Tech CEO Who Died of Diarrhea So Explosive The Coroner Said He Had No Lower Back to Speak Of"

04.03.2025 18:17 👍 9863 🔁 1497 💬 218 📌 79
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So proud.

#stateofthesovietunion

05.03.2025 10:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you told me that Marco Rubio would end up washing the balls of the guy who called him "Little Marco" back in 2016 I would have believed you.

28.02.2025 23:03 👍 2150 🔁 318 💬 82 📌 17
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Regeringen vil give politiet adgang til private DNA-registre for at opklare flere sager Det nye forslag møder stor opbakning på Christiansborg.

Jeg er forundret over hvor mange på hinanden følgende justitsministre i DK, der har været villige til at hælde privatliv og fundamentale menneskerettigheder ud med badevandet, for at kunne bure nogle badguys inde.

Hvad med at starte med, at politiet kommer når man ringer?

www.dr.dk/nyheder/poli...

13.02.2025 10:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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SO glad my dedicated fanbase followed me here…

19.01.2025 09:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jeg er (sandsynligvis) ved at få mig en hund. Har altid haft kat og er ikke helt overbevist om, at jeg er hundemenneske.

Er der noget #blålys ville ønske, du havde vidst inden du fik hund?

18.01.2025 15:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Came up with a web app, that can help YouTubers create cool thumbnails using AI.

Found out that multiple apps already exists, but that they all have really crappy names.

So I decided to just stick to app naming in the future.

Oh, my app was called “TubeThumbing”

#igetknockeddown #butigetupagain

05.12.2024 08:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Danmarks bedst beskyttede natur er fyldt med p-pladser, motorveje og pløjemarker. Imens forsvinder sjældne dyr og planter Læs mere her.

Dødt land: Endnu et rystende pletskud fra Berlingske - fremragende foto-afdækning af, hvordan “beskyttet natur” i Danmark i virkeligheden er plastret til med parkeringspladser og minigolfbaner www.berlingske.dk/samfund/danm...

23.11.2024 11:30 👍 269 🔁 31 💬 12 📌 2

Male nominee for AG: Suspected of sex trafficking and statutory rape.

Female nominee for AG: Suspected of caring too much for a dog, she adopted.

23.11.2024 09:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Utroligt trist. Det er jeg ked af, Jeppe. Pas godt på dig selv. ❤️

19.11.2024 11:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0