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Michael Drake

@doctordoctor

surely this will be the platform that recognizes my genius Space Jam #1 Draft: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1QoUymJk7o117NPEnsMd8Goxe6usGd3Dh/view?usp=drivesdk

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Latest posts by Michael Drake @doctordoctor

Bozo’s not a real redhead

12.03.2026 22:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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gotta imagine at this particular moment these guys are regretting aligning with Trump

12.03.2026 06:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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hard to disagree

10.03.2026 21:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wild to say “as far as government stuff, that’s not my area” in a democracy

10.03.2026 01:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

that album title looks like an Epstein email

09.03.2026 23:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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😧 iykyk

07.03.2026 01:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

remember when DOW was above 50000

06.03.2026 23:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How to win in November

04.03.2026 19:53 👍 10997 🔁 3051 💬 38 📌 39

I am sorry but we’re not treating the self proclaimed secretary of war with enough respect

03.03.2026 09:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol sat next to him in a movie theater immediately after posting this

28.02.2026 22:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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i love the trades i love reporting on this business

28.02.2026 02:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

they turned those T-Mobile ads into a show??

26.02.2026 06:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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[trying to reason with a Jan 6-level flood of internet commenters]
body positivity! BODY! POSITIVITY!

26.02.2026 02:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AMC app should have a disclaimer saying "this is a foreign movie please allow 10-15 minutes of production slates before movie begins"

21.02.2026 22:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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learned league exposing what an uncultured, financially illiterate bore i am

21.02.2026 22:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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our parents had Voyager 1, all we get is Wayfairer Dumb

20.02.2026 02:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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when you've already finished a large popcorn by yourself and the movie trailer reveals it is not just Minions, but Minions & Monsters

20.02.2026 01:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Remember the moral panic about safetyism? Trigger warnings? Snowflakes? Well, its actually happening in Texas.

19.02.2026 22:32 👍 1876 🔁 508 💬 46 📌 17

Big Jennifer Lawrence energy, ALiu the JLaw of Figure Skating

19.02.2026 22:39 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

why’s everybody lookin like Pig Pen today

18.02.2026 20:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

silver lining of all of this is that it wouldn't be that hard to trick rich and powerful men into visiting your island and hunt them for sport

13.02.2026 05:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pam Bondi: it’s not even a real museum! it’s a deconstruction of the idea of museums, a Culver City crime perpetrated on visitors and curators alike!

12.02.2026 22:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

was Sam Malone a decent fantasy streamer

12.02.2026 08:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Breaking: Lindsay Vonn has had her leg amputated in order to compete in the paralympics

09.02.2026 05:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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jeez, S, calm down, it was just a joke, you're not gay

06.02.2026 02:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a what cake

05.02.2026 08:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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🎶🎶🎶 that's just the way it is

05.02.2026 08:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

new Elaine boyfriend: guy who emails like Epstein

03.02.2026 01:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Horror. Horror has a face ... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends.

30.01.2026 23:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m sorry but if you’re telling me a story and it doesn’t start with a dead body being discovered then jumps back in time three months earlier I am simply walking away from the conversation

29.01.2026 18:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0