Old Fashioned Bologna Salad

2002 Iraq War propaganda 2026 Iran War propaganda

(smacking raw chicken breasts in a rudimentary fashion)

Blanka from Street Fighter 2

"That dude Takahashi is Brazilian? He don't look Brazilian"

(my sole data point for what Brazilians look like):

I know my Gregs understand this, and that's all that matters.

me neither

I don't know what people are talking about a lot of the time

MEN ARE DONE Getting Their HAIR CUT And Are WANDERING AROUND In THE WOODS Because They DON'T LIKE How It TURNED OUT But They Didn't SAY ANYTHING To The SUPERCUTS LADY And Now It FEELS LIKE It's TOO LATE So They're STUCK With This OLD MAN HAIRCUT Instead Of LOOKING COOL Like They IMAGINE THEMSELVES

Has anyone listened to the new Morrissey record? If you don't want to admit it on the timeline you can dm me

Then we watched Breakdown because we were discussing how we always mistake Jeff Bridges for Kurt Russell, and it turns out Kurt Russell is named "Jeff" in that movie

This was a pretty great week. We watched Blown Away because I misremembered that as the title of Arlington Road, so then we watched Arlington Road.

Do you guys think Jeff Bridges and Kurt Russell look alike? #LastFourWatched

"you'll get more conservative when you get older"

Old people in 2026:

Hey I'm sorry about the way I've been acting, I've been feeling like myself the past couple weeks

Oh no...I'm out of the loop obviously but I loved their first (only?) record. Do I want to know what happened?

Phillies Announcer Injured Himself in Wild Chainsaw Accident photo of Ben Davis and his rectangular head and weird hairline

"the Phillies haven't done anything meaningful this offseason"

Oh yeah?

how fucking sick would it be if he got measles

Oh hell fucking yeah dude enjoy it... incredible show

We got several pounds of fluff and scruff removed from the boy

We had indicators that they intended to use it potentially, preemptively, but if not, if not simultaneous, against with any actions against them, immediately against us,” the senior administration official added. “And the president decided he was not going to sit back and allow America’s forces in the region to absorb attacks from conventional missiles.”

We had indicators they were going to attack us when we attacked them so we attacked them

Greg Gross baseball card

Bro made my life hell at the age of 8 in second grade. Worse than any Garbage Pail Kid

Very interested to hear how this is. I'm not a big Elvis fan but the trailer looked incredible

OK I will climb out onto the limb and say you will have a great time. I saw them a couple times in the 90s and they are great performances as long as you have at least some tolerance for jam bands.

I've been threatening to go to see them for the past couple years

ate six meatballs for lunch I've fucking had it with myself man

It's makes a lot of sense that WB had a fucking crazzy year packed with winner after winner with Sinners, Weapons, One Battle; and the universe immediately stepped in...

They're gonna destroy the film for all the Looney Tunes where Bugs Bunny dresses up like a girl and Elmer Fudd gets super horny

🥵

Weekend weather forecast showing temperatures in the 60s

It's been a long winter. Requesting permission to wear a hoodie with shorts

Screentime notification reading Last week you averaged 9 hours, 13 minutes of screen time per day on this device.

is that bad

not gonna happen.

trying to think of a funny or insightful post for you guys