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Renée

@reneeshaw

#1 LinkedIn hater sit-down comedian https://lnk.bio/reneestuff

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due to being a homeschooled jungle freak with poor social skills, I've decided to be on more podcasts this year

08.01.2026 01:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bro how does this platform work

07.01.2026 11:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my downstairs neighbour has the same doormat as me. they'll never know we have the same doormat because they have no reason to come upstairs. it's a heavy burden of knowledge on me 😔

07.01.2026 08:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm branching out.

06.01.2026 03:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I wish

06.01.2026 03:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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😌

06.01.2026 02:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can't cite my sources but ....

the Venn diagram of LinkedIn "Thought Leaders" and people who clap when the plane lands is a perfect circle.

09.12.2024 07:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can't believe you admitted to agile certification like that

09.12.2024 01:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Did you know, VCs and SF founders actually run colder than other subsets of humans?

That's why they need Northface / Patagonia vests.
If you're cold, they're cold.
Let them in.

07.12.2024 23:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my upstairs neighbours -
*strapping bricks to their shoes*
"okay lets walk around for 35 minutes"

07.12.2024 11:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The anatomy of a shitpost yeah that right we're doing this open up buddy

www.whatanewsletter.com/p/the-anatom...
@kenchengceo.bsky.social you're in this.

07.12.2024 06:42 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

you got in trouble though didn't you babe

07.12.2024 06:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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you asked and i *didn't* listen!

trailer for "weird ways we've gotten work" coming tomorrow with Cultaholics Adam Pacitti

06.12.2024 22:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a SOMBRERO

05.12.2024 08:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no?

05.12.2024 08:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is next level sarcasm Lucas. we follow eachother there.

05.12.2024 04:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

exactly. thanks dad

05.12.2024 04:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you know what? threads users suck

05.12.2024 03:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

one day i woke up and realised i didn't need to be following a bunch of people who post evals and research papers and shit i don't find interesting or accessible.
Following them wouldn't make me seem smarter. I wasn't going to be singled out as "such a smart human with discerning taste in follows".

04.12.2024 11:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WELL NOW IM GONNA SHIT POST EVEN HARDER

04.12.2024 11:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"what's your 2025 goal?"
"600 subs"
"oh... newsletter growth is tricky but worth it"
"newsletter?"

04.12.2024 09:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

very good meatballs

03.12.2024 13:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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why am i like this

03.12.2024 08:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

there's something inside me that tell me to watch Spaced at least once a year.

03.12.2024 04:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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we accept the freak we think we deserve or "that time I met an occultists grandson?"

"He’s misinterpreting my criticism as playful flirting. We’re like two different frequencies and radio stations. One of us, cracking ciphers. The other of us pirate radio."

www.whatanewsletter.com/p/we-accept-...

03.12.2024 03:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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They call it “agoraphobia” little story on how I found The Outside

bro www.whatanewsletter.com/p/they-call-...

02.12.2024 06:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"itS a laGgiNg indicatOr"
shuddup. speak human you freak

30.11.2024 22:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One thing many people are not aware of is that Apple has an entire building full of engineers who are working to push the boundaries of physics in seeing how far an AirPods case can fling the individual earbuds in different directions whenever you drop the case.

29.11.2024 19:15 👍 4386 🔁 322 💬 121 📌 28
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Remember that time I didn’t go outside?

One day, one week, one month. A year

It started with the paths. The footpaths.

www.whatanewsletter.com/p/they-call-...

30.11.2024 13:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

'kubernetes' sounds like a surrealist director from the late 60s

30.11.2024 07:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0