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markets // late 90s, early 00s reference maker // Arsenal FC πŸ“DC

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oil basically holding and vol curve still very inverted. stocks have done well to hang in today, but not sure the conditions are lining up yet for a real rally (esp in front of the weekend)

06.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

feels like stocks are trying to anticipate oil coming in here

06.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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06.03.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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hoping my hands don’t rip on the muscle ups in 26.2

06.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

spent another 10 minutes now looking for the scene where Chris Flowers says of Paulson and Treasury, β€œthey’re not on top of this”

06.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

mechanics break today may be incoming

06.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

March VX gonna take out Tuesday highs with ES still well above its lows

06.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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bullish PMs: with the jobs report coming tomorrow the market can shift its focus from geopolitical concerns back to fundamentals

06.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

right. even coming into this market we’re starting to shake. the vol move in October with stocks at ATHs. the November correction. crypto and software destroyed. hyperscalers all fell on earnings on the capex numbers. private equity issues. oil going back to 60 doesn’t mean happy days are here again

06.03.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oil trading like VIX into liberation day. maybe it fizzles back down to pre event levels if the worst doesn’t happen. but there is a growing chance (even if still relatively small) it goes to 125+

06.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tottenham going to championship stadiums next season

06.03.2026 10:27 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

walking to the NYMEX pit

06.03.2026 09:48 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

trying to think of something close to Arsenal win the league and Spurs go down and I’ve got nothing

05.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

these are rings

05.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

doing it tomorrow at 12pm!

05.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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26.2 is here and this one I will smash

05.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

we probably are oil traders the next couple weeks

05.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

megas tried to push indices last 20 minutes, but oil makes a new high

05.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there's a lot of activity in OTM March VX puts. people making some size bets vols come in quite a bit the next 2 weeks, and I just don't see it

05.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

now oil pushing in 81s. even if mideast is solved in 2 weeks (not likely), assuming markets suddenly become awesome (remember they weren't awesome) to reach those 7800 price targets is a bit optimistic

05.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

beating the dead horse. markets πŸ‘ were πŸ‘ not πŸ‘ healthy πŸ‘ coming into this. unhealthy breadth expansion took the baton from the megas. vols started picking up in October when SPX was at ATHs. November correction. hyperscalers smashed on AI capex guidance. crypto, software. private equity πŸͺ¦

05.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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when i hear people say the action from the last few months is healthier than the low vol narrow breath advancing market we had in 2023 and 2024

05.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

after both being wrecked for months, and then bouncing together the last couple weeks, kinda interesting IGV and crypto finally diverging today

05.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

new monkey wrench oil seems like it’s in charge in the short term. don’t think stocks can rally until it stops this ascent and comes in

05.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

down 48bps on ES pushing VIX 1.35 vols says, β€œit’s gonna be volatile for a while”

05.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

vols still very sensitive to regular market moves

05.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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also disliked them because this dope knew he was untouchable youtu.be/-lIRKyWDhhk

05.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

when Man U and Chelsea were physically pushing the Wenger squads around the pitch Arsenal were called soft, criticized for trying to score the perfect goal by passing the ball into the net

04.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0