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I fear she's a willing participant in the charade

06.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because no one in that room cares about labor, of course

06.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

These kids don't even know, Adam

06.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The mother is an asylum seeker. Her 7-year-old is deaf and didn’t have his hearing aids when he was detained.

06.03.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 378 πŸ” 225 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Cackling at literally one person who works in higher ed

06.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely think the primary answer to this is "they confuse it with chicken pox."

06.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Mixtape King The billboards are scattered throughout the Garden State, roadside reminders to potential ticket buyers that the New Jersey Nets have plenty of good seats available for the 2006-07 season. The present...

The tape that inspired this, one of the two or three most fun stories I got to do at SLAM.

06.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Matt Adam's Infamous Vince Carter and Mike Tyson Mixtape
Matt Adam's Infamous Vince Carter and Mike Tyson Mixtape YouTube video by rowley97

I heard people were Posting Dunks and I realized I don't think I've ever posted the Vince Tape on Bluesky. You should watch the whole thing.

06.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

See also: watching movies featuring graphic sex and violence on crowded airplanes.

06.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fraying social connections that never recovered from COVID and main character syndrome would be my guesses

06.03.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, curling

06.03.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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this is making me laugh so hard

05.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 1745 πŸ” 359 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 232

One of these days he won't go down. Just gotta keep trying.

06.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Matt Adam's Infamous Vince Carter and Mike Tyson Mixtape
Matt Adam's Infamous Vince Carter and Mike Tyson Mixtape YouTube video by rowley97

I heard people were Posting Dunks and I realized I don't think I've ever posted the Vince Tape on Bluesky. You should watch the whole thing.

06.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Netanyahu: β€˜These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

Netanyahu: β€˜These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

Netanyahu: β€˜These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’ https://theonion.com/netanyahu-these-so-called-genocide-experts-have-probably-never-committed-a-genocide-in-their-lives/

05.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 2716 πŸ” 570 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 27

Even babies now!

05.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do the boil the pools after each stay

05.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm. Hmm.

05.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, like a weird purgatory kinda punishment for an infant, right?

05.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I said I would report back

05.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Starting to wonder if maybe God saw how Wemby has turned basketball Spurs into title contenders against all reason & precedent, and decided he had to make soccer Spurs hilariously awful just to maintain an overall balance, Spurs-wise.

05.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I bet you can still dribble that ball!

05.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Currently in a hotel room, and in the adjoining rooms I can hear a) one baby crying and b) somebody playing a banjo. Unclear if baby and banjo are in the same room, or if in fact baby is playing banjo. Will update as I learn more.

05.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I am begging guys that are earning enough money to buy several towns from a single income source to stop diversifying their portfolios just because that’s what they see the other wealthy sickos around them doing

05.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 130 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

There are definitely worse things you could've shared about CeeLo here

05.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Alex SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP.

05.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Saw Skid Row twice as openers for bigger bands and both times they were the highlight of the night.

05.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Nah, that's why I said "hilarious." Bill would be the first to acknowledge these rankings don't actually mean anything, just funny (IMO) for narrative purposes that the guy the new HC brought in is behind a guy they most likely could've kept but didn't.

05.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NYT and New Yorker both have some very weird/archaic house style things that I assume they hold onto just to be stubborn

05.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0