@10periods
The first 10 amendments to the U.S. Constitution are made up of single sentences requiring only 1 period each. The second 10 required 40 periods. The final 7 contain 22. The 28th Amendment will return to just 1.
I love a good hanging.
…ahhh. That’s what a bunsen burner is.
Makes sense now.
I was/am that same age. We rhymed a lot of things with Ayatollah.
It is a shame what our meddling has done.
Did JD Vance say thank you yet?
Well, she was getting drilled.
I think you had it right the first time.
@vargas.house.gov What the f*ck is wrong with you?
More of a RamJet, really.
Who let the Noems out!
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Markwayne.
Do you find it as funny as the party of no masks now loves them?
“I did not have sexual relations with that man, Mr Lewandowski.”
403,706 vs 337,808 or +19.5%
I’m gonna have to say it.
Velshi is no Kornaki.
Sorry bruh.
Just the wife setting up the menu.
Does that sign say...
"Work makes you free"
Operation Epic Shortage
So, you are admitting we don’t have air superiority in the region?
Wait, was it a pinky swear?
Pride goeth before a fall.
...and one other thing.
As of now, they can only win part of the race and usually that means losing.
Well, Cuba Libre's will be free, so we got that going for us.
It won't work. They have no taste.
Art is only good when it exposes or sheds light on truth. And that is why republicans aren't funny or entertaining.
@governor.ca.gov @agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov maybe give this a once over.
The Clayton Act allows states to challenge mergers on the basis of anti-competitiveness.
Kroger-Alberstson merger is a recent example.
When a woman says I will never go out with you and you give her until tomorrow at 5:01 pm to decide.
The Pentagon can go grok itself.
What I want to know is if you are Born Again, should you be forced to identify with your religion at birth.?
Definitely Markwayne.
They can thank Joe Wilson.