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James B. Emmett

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Senior Editor at Mad Cave Studios and Good Hero. Editor for I Am Hexed and The Deadliest Bouquet. Former PM at College Humor. Creator of The Committee from Wayward Raven. Banner by Alane Grace. He/Him jamesbemmett.com

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The "Zip-Line" is the joke everyone comments on, but this scene could be my fave.

There's a running bit in THE FLORIDA HIPPOPOTAMUS COCAINE MASSACRE where everyone is screwing up each other's names. I love it.

Issue 2 and the second printing of Issue 1 arrive March 25 from @madcavestudios.com

05.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It is so damning of US news media that so many outlets refuse to just straight up say that Senator Tim Sheehy assaulted an activist.

He did not "help" Capitol police. They did not need his help. He wanted to assault the guy and did. He should resign.

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Thank you!! <3

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Thank you!!

04.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!!!

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Thank you!!

04.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!!

04.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!!

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Thank you!

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Thank you, DB!

04.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

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Thank you!

04.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My Uncle Mike is going into hospice. I need everyone to know that he was an amazing, empathetic, wonderful, funny, acerbic human being. This year is awful.

04.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
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Balint to Noem: "You're the secretary of DHS -- for now. And you think you're immune from accountability. But I promise you this: one day he is not gonna be president anymore. And when that day comes, we will still be here. And in hearings like this, we are going to continue to prove your guilt."

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WASHINGTON (AP) β€” Jasmine Crockett concedes Texas Senate primary to James Talarico and calls for Democrats to unify around the nominee.

04.03.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 1213 πŸ” 168 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 69

Hahaha! Girl, no.

04.03.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump's dad was in fact born in New York City

03.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 5214 πŸ” 1152 πŸ’¬ 334 πŸ“Œ 78

Yeah...four hours of sleep will have to do. I guess.

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"With THE FLORIDA HIPPOPOTAMUS COCAINE MASSACRE,
everything that needs to be said in comics that has not
been said, has now been said." - @seanvongorman.bsky.social

The second printing of Issue 1 and Issue 2 arrive March 25 from @madcavestudios.com

Head to your shop and get BOTH!

03.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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N.Y. Attorney General Orders Hospital to Resume Youth Transgender Care

GENDER-AFFIRMING CARE IS HEALTH CARE.

Thank you to the NY Attorney General’s Office for affirming our community.

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It's a mouthful to remember the name, but you won't forget the experience!
Get The Florida Hippopotamus Cocaine Massacre #1 (now in a 2nd printing!) from your comic shops while you still can!

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Cover of Florida Hippopotamus Cocaine Massacre #1 features Miguel Senecoza, a herd of hippos, Agent Clarke Nebraska, and the woman announcer of the hippo act. Art by James Edward Clark.

Cover of Florida Hippopotamus Cocaine Massacre #1 features Miguel Senecoza, a herd of hippos, Agent Clarke Nebraska, and the woman announcer of the hippo act. Art by James Edward Clark.

Jans M’jor Discauβ€”drug lord and owner of Disco Hippo Wonderlandβ€”explains that β€œone gram” of Coke45 is β€œcapable of turning any God-fearing Midwest town into a mob of fornicating socialists” to his captive, undercover agent Tico Senecoza. Words by Fred Kennedy, art by James Edward Clark.

Jans M’jor Discauβ€”drug lord and owner of Disco Hippo Wonderlandβ€”explains that β€œone gram” of Coke45 is β€œcapable of turning any God-fearing Midwest town into a mob of fornicating socialists” to his captive, undercover agent Tico Senecoza. Words by Fred Kennedy, art by James Edward Clark.

If you’re in the mood for an irreverent story about a Florida drug lord who makes Coke45, one gram of which is β€œcapable of turning any God-fearing Midwest town into a mob of fornicating socialists.” You get the picture of what the dialogue is like.

I found myself laughing out loud to the point…

28.02.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Eek! Not my birthday, but a bday dinner for friends. Haha!

01.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, not my birthday, but a birthday dinner for multiple friends. LOL. Though mine was just in December, so was still getting some happy birthdays from pals I didn't see. Hahaha. Thank you!!

01.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A birthday with sushi and board games was the perfect distraction yesterday.

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Looking at the news...

28.02.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think the bigger security risk is the gestapo she runs that murders people for standing in the street and kidnaps children to put them in concentration camps. But sure, if the shoe thing gets her shitcanned, do what you gotta do.

27.02.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 6396 πŸ” 1020 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 12

Oh.

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