Parents: but my kids might need therapy!
Me: no. *you* need therapy.
08.03.2026 02:52
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Parents: but my kids might need therapy!
Me: no. *you* need therapy.
He was quoted as saying "this is the best pizza product you could hope to get your hands on this Spring season", almost like how a normal human would sound.
It's humbling, transitioning in my 40s, to realize that one day I may be that person for someone else, as others were for me.
Go forth and be happy. You may never know the joy you will spread forward.
And of course, since I got into EDH/Commander, Cube, and Pauper quite a while back (and dabbled in Modern for a while! I miss 4c Gifts!), I've played and designed *all sorts* of decks.
I live distinctively in the tempo/control spectrum for competitive play. I built various U, UW, and RW decks in my youth. I came back to Magic around 2010 playing RW and UWR control, played competitive Caw Blade, & screwed around with other combo-ish builds. I'm back on my UWR bullshit today.
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The Curse of Monkey Island (PC)
Hollow Knight (PC/console)
Crystalis (NES)
The Talos Principle II (PC/console)
Final Fantasy VI (SNES)
Heroes of Might and Magic II (PC)
Mega Man X (SNES)
Team Fortress Classic (PC)
Age of Empires II (PC)
Two eras. 9 cards each.
These aren't necessarily the games I spent the absolutely most time, and it's missing some of my favorites of all time, but I think it's necessary to give a broad representative spectrum of what has made me, me!
my9games.com
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It's really difficult to buy mice that aren't designed for right hand ergonomics. I just use ambi mice. Left click is still my default, so it's easy to just switch hands when needed or use other computers. I use the number pad with my right hand a lot for work and gaming. Perfect system!
I exercised restraint. Cause, like, I figured. :D
JFC this motherfucker's gonna deliver us a new 9/11.
My nemesis?!?!
My phone hasn't meaningfully changed in like 12 years at least. The connection is faster. Everything that happens on the other end of it is worse, though.
Semi ambidextrous! I'm right handed for most things, but I grew up with left handed parents and got so good at using a computer mouse with my left hand, it's the primary way I use a computer to this day!
Tired: me.
Wired: unsurprisingly, also me!
Fuck her the fuck up, Stella.
Who's the Beatdown is classic and required reading, but this is the best one ever:
articles.starcitygames.com/articles/stu...
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roadhouseendgame i was talking to my mom about cardassians and said something along the lines of what must it be like to be a cardassian civilian. like abstractly knowing the rest of the galaxy thinks of your species as 'the evil ones' and kinda sorta knowing your government runs labor camps and torture prisons and is a military empire, and it's a huge deal for everyone else in the galaxy, but you just like run a restaurant so it's not a big part of your daily life, so you just like, go about your day and make soup and don't think about it' and then halfway through my sentence i actually heard myself and then had to go sit down for like ten minutes. like sat down in a chair and stared at the floor for ten minutes
whoops
that they have kept their relationship intensely private to the point that this is how we find out is probably the best sign they might actually make it
anyway, rules are rules, here is the exact moment she fell in love
You're such a cutie. :)
Photo of Terra holding a giant trans-colored rainbow peep stuffed animal.
Is Peep big, or Terra smol? 🤔
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Terra selfie. She is wearing a black and white plaid top, and a thin leather-like jacket
Oh, right, forgot to post this here. New jacket!
I'm getting ahead on learning how to be 46 and hot by starting the process at 44. It feels amazing.
It's really fucking good. Seriously. :)