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@gooseneo

20, videogames and other stuff, he/him mech. eng. student @TU Dresden , #G2WIN

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12.03.2026 23:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We are so bad as a unit we call ourselves the 30% win rate squad cause that what our win rate was

12.03.2026 23:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Also how the FUCK is my account that I exclusively use to queue 5stacks with fiends who are silver gold fucking ASCENDENT mmr

12.03.2026 23:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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12.03.2026 22:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t want to anymore. Good night. Piss map

12.03.2026 22:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

As defenders you NEED to play agro in fucking b or a main. The attacks respond with util trying to win the gun fight just smoke you out. THATS IT. Fucking disgusting map. As attackers

12.03.2026 22:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Valorant is shit but the fucking bafflingly shit maps make it so much worse

12.03.2026 22:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I dislike haven cause retake is always the better play and you end with a rotating simulator BUT SPLIT IS FUCKING SHIT.

12.03.2026 22:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fucking piss map. Go die in a choke point or have fun looking at OTHER choke points in mid.

12.03.2026 22:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s fucking polar opposite of mirage or haven. On those two maps you take mid you control the game. Split you still need to fucking take it but you’re not doing the winning play there.

12.03.2026 22:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Split suck it’s such a shit map for casual fun time. Mid is very important to take but there’s exactly Jack shit you start from there. You always need humans and organized attack to get anything.

12.03.2026 22:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it's closer to the swedish taco friday

12.03.2026 22:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

as the major slowly rolls around the corner, blade is starting his "we are on the market and we are looking for firepower upgrades" again

12.03.2026 22:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

played 4 games of val and I feel sick 🙏 it's a sign

12.03.2026 22:19 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Hell yeah

12.03.2026 21:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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☎️: tuuu tuuuu
eu: alô? 📞

12.03.2026 20:23 👍 72 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0
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12.03.2026 20:31 👍 167 🔁 29 💬 1 📌 0
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12.03.2026 20:01 👍 1484 🔁 417 💬 16 📌 25
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12.03.2026 19:46 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Okay actually go queue we ass

12.03.2026 19:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

windows is being bitch and I can't screenshot val

12.03.2026 19:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Don’t queue Frankfurt brah

12.03.2026 19:19 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

I feel SEEN ‼️

12.03.2026 18:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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my meatball with eyes

12.03.2026 18:29 👍 29 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

I think I’m just blind to some shades of green

www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/

12.03.2026 16:29 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Josuke and his cooler 4 balled twin

12.03.2026 16:05 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The dust from around mirage mid

12.03.2026 15:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We had fissure try to brute force their way and fail financially. Who can climb this TOs ladder naturally without bankruptcy?

12.03.2026 15:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The question is, who from these tier 2 TOs will be the first one to get an arena event and will disturb the ESL, PGL and BLAST order.

12.03.2026 15:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Slowly higher level teams will be attending your DraculaNs and Roman Cups just cause there are points to gain and improve your major chances.

12.03.2026 15:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0