the historical Dominic Toretto was a real guy but we donβt believe he was the son of Car God
because of course we are a Muslim podcast; there is one Car God and Car Mohammed is his chauffeur
FAST FIVE - slop, itβs slop, the slop begins, sloptime
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a woman
jackin off to the lingerie section of the sears catalogue
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Yesterday was 5 years of Kill James Bond and weβd just like to say firstly that we love every single one of our listeners and secondly free Palestine and trans rights, thank you for your attention to this matter, KJB
jackin off to the lingerie section of the sears catalogue
Shout out to the person sitting in front row centre of the matinee of Blink wearing the Kill James Bond shirt, heck yeah π
FAST & FURIOUS - Dom Torettoβs girlfriend gets fridged, so he does some car bullshit to get over it. Gal Gadot turns up
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CHIMP
Whatβs up gentlemen welcome to race wars
Activate Crazy White Boy Mode
The Slaps Roof meme with two men standing next to a car, the man in the dark suit, a salesman, talking to a prospective buyer. The text says: "This bad boy can hold so much nitroglycerin." followed by *slaps roof* and then a picture of a great big explosion in the middle of an urban cityscape.
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Got you covered.
#WagesOfFear
#KillJamesBond!
I said forget it cuh
ONE THOUSAND RATS
fr though Charlieβs Angels (2019) was a fascinating if flawed Libfem response to Trump 1 so Iβm looking forward to the next instalment showing the angels firebombing a concentration camp
what about Australian Johnny??
Abi doing the soy face point to a blink poster
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Cliegg LarsΨ Shmi is my wife
I think Point Break and 2Fast2Furious are both solid additions
Last addition to the KJB Gold Collection was all the way back in January 2025.
I know we've had some bangers since then, any suggestions for episodes to add to the hall of fame?
The Fast and the Furious: Chengdu Drift
Wait, fuck!
U-turns all the time?? Uncharismatic frontman? Paedophilia?
The British government is just doing Tokyo Drift!
actually Starmer would win this hands down man fucking loves doing U-turns
they should decide who gets to be PM with a drifting race
KJB become Downing Street insiders. 24 hours later Devon is leading British troops in an invasion of New York; Abi is missing and, mysteriously, so are the Crown Jewels; and November is appointed Prime Minister
Two of Starmerβs key advisors have resigned so perhaps he needs new ones, maybe three of them this timeβ¦
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