Question At what point in adult school do we learn how to read broadsheet newspapers because I am trying to do it now and feel like Iβm putting up a fucking tent
Question At what point in adult school do we learn how to read broadsheet newspapers because I am trying to do it now and feel like Iβm putting up a fucking tent
A lot of people over on LinkedIn screenshot and share the opening dedication from my book and it makes me really happy because I super liked that bit too.
I mean THE BEST office set up
Youβd be surprised how often people say this to me I am IN YOUR LIFE I SEE YOU β€οΈ (I hope you resolved it?)
Man holding T-shirt saying 365 party girl
βGoing to get this for you to wear as pyjamas for when you go to bed at 8pmβ
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Played Civilisation (board game) tonight for the first time with male friends. Whilst they argued and attacked each other I silently and diligently, without ceremony or war, built my resources and surprised them when I won.
Just some advice on being a woman really.
Seeing female celebrities shout TAKE UP SPACE in a performative vanity project has given meβ¦what I can only call an existential fucking ick.
Yesss I would love that!
NOBODY gave me any graphics so I had to make my own. πππ
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SO FUN
Canβt decide if I like these shoes or if they look weirdly likeβ¦a Cardassian?
DO NOT TURN OFF THE BUS
British people talking about the literal worse moment of their lives: βitβsβ¦yeahβ¦not ideal. Could be worse! Itβs, ya know, just one of those things isnβt it. Up and down. Itβll be alright on the night! Where thereβs a will thereβs a way. Itβll be fine I reckonβ.
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Genuine question when does the awkward hand shake / hug dance stop being psychologically harrowing
A few years ago I treated myself to a Β£1k Prada handbag and anyway I am still over here using free totes.
Man mansplained to me last week that in order to do things well you can only focus on a single thing (very true for a lot of people) and told me I was doing too much and would inevitably fail.
I smiled, politely, and said βdonβt put your limitations on meβ.
Sitting in a coffee shop and 2 early agency owners sitting on the table next to me saying they have no idea which clients are profitable or not DO I scream TIMESHEETS in their face and walk off?
Super quick check in we all eat the whole quiche right?
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Yeah sex is good but have you ever sent an email without apologising?
Fun! Thank you so much. Followed π€©
OFC!!! Can you email meeeee
Yes please!
OK so I don't know if this is the right place to ask this BUT I have my second book coming out in May and I want to invest in some PR outside of what my publisher is doing. Book is non fiction called Don't Swear At Work (& Other Bullshit) and is IMO GREAT. Anyway, know any good PRs wanna help?
We are looking at a timber framed building and an attached chapel on a sunny warm day.
Erm we have 10,000 people following us.
That's 10,000 friends.
This little medieval guild hall in York loves every one of you. Thank you. π
Hello friendly and progressive nerds, it's good to be back together again β€οΈ
Such wholesome joy!
Ah the probably men of LinkedIn! π