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happy anniversary to you and bri. i was gonna say "the first day of spring will burn everyone to a crisp" but it's too damp to be burnt. we're just overboiled potatoes

humidity - higher than yesterday. 100%

i am going to die

nsfw can be so funny. i'm not a prude but i don't normally care for nsfw in anything unless it's serving some kind of purpose. sometimes the purpose is making you laugh

i only got into my apartment because i had about 2 years of rent saved up at the time of applying and the bank statements to prove it. i look back and realize that i coulf have put a down payment on a house with that dhdndjf

i had my first dentist visit since i was a teenager and i was so stunned when they told me my visit was covered by insurance. but they also tilted me so far nack on the exam chair that i felt my heart pound and i nearly passed out. i have been recovering from that for four hours now lmao

i am Not ready for it to be 90F during the day

serving my swarm an eviction notice

HE WAS KIDNAPPED BY A WET TENTACLE AND WE ENDED THE STUPID SESSION

one of my dms keeps taking stupid throwaway comments about my character and making them canon so now my goblin is a eunuch with an ass so fat that it can ruin stealth rolls. our tiefling had to follow behind to make sure his dumpy didn't clap while he walked. ruined by my hubis

thank you leather daddy karl marx

either i dont turn the switch and the trolley runs me over or i tell them "hey that's really bothering me, can you tone it down or even do something else" and the trolley splits in two and we both get run over

dude i have had an experience where i met someone who was on an unmasking journey so they decided not to suppress stims. them stimming overstimulated the fuck out of me and i felt like i was in fight or flight mode being in the same room as them. those situations blow so hard. trolley problem autism

like, every year there is the lubee bat conservancy nesr me, they have a festival every year. they get vendors from across the united states flying in to sell bat, conservation, and critter-themed merch. then the past few years there's been like. twenty people who make soap and less artists

honestly i would love smaller, more curated micro-cons in the same way that there are weekly farmer's markets or oddity markets in some areas. get to know your local artists, just have a table and a chair at a big open space.

if they dont grow/take to the soil, at least the water is being returned to the nitrogen system

i guerilla garden at work bc every time a coworkrr abandons a half-drank water bottle i dump a handful of wildflower seeds in there, let them rehydrate, then go empty the bottles on the bare patches of the property

my husband found out i'd never played a few years ago and dug out his old ds and cartridges so i could play. i think there was a challenge against a steelix that made me want to throw up it was so hard. they were so fun

also my landlord sent over a maintenance guy who basically said 'yeah idk what the fuck she's talking about or where she got her information. we'll put in a work order for a vent cleaning' and it's been a week with no update

i invested in a hygrometer and it said that our home was at 80% humidity in the worst spots with the air conditioning running. i bought a 2L dehumidifier and it is running 24/7 and i am dumping it every four hours or so. it's hovering around 68% humidity in that room. i am supplementing with damprid

screenshot of mold sample analysis. the mold was identified to be cladosporium spp. and penicillium spp.

mold update!

shout out to my rice cooker. the nonstick ceramic is still fine on it after 5.5 years of near-daily use. love that guy

dysautonomia is so much fun. what did i do to make my heart rate skyrocket? uhh lie down and napped for three hours. i guess i'll take the garfield approach and warm up with a doze so i'm well rested for mynap

me and fiance talking about agriculture and i said "well, if you consider the numbers per capita rather than as a gross whole--"
dev: DON'T SAY 'GROSS HOLE' TO ME

i have adhd. the bloodwork is the last week of the month not the first. i drove all the way to the lab and found out i don't have an appointment

james just got his consultation and needs to secure a 10% down payment in order to lock in the cost of surgery!

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i'm hoping you're able to hang on for the full year! plus a ~$1000 deposit is super manageable! you can do this!

that's actually not too bad! The last practice I called quoted me anywhere between 12k and 25k depending on auxiliary surgical requirements (basically, how much surrounding fat they would have to remove) so i crossed that surgeon off my list, haha

i have to fast for bloodwork and im exploding. i have food at home for when i get back but i want it Now

$2.50 later. when will i learn that i cannot stand artificial cherry in any capacity