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have you heard anything by Something A La Mode? They do some neat stuff

07.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Had to scroll way too far to find this

07.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think a 1-2 combo right in my nostalgias is good for me 🀣

watching the smurfs on Saturday mornings aligns with the same age group that grew up and danced to Eiffel 65 in the club when it was new

07.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My regular dispo has handy charts everywhere for consultation and they were really good about going over what terps were in my purchases when I first started going - now that I know what I like, we just ooh and ahh over how pretty some are haha

07.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yessss

Myrcene is one I look for specifically these days (it's in almost all of them yay)

07.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm agreeing with you!!!

That housecat looks fierce I'm telling ya

07.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Journalists Guide to Pitbull Identification 

A grid of objects all labeled "pitbull":

A pitbull
German Shepherd 
Bambi
Black Labrador 
Doberman Pinscher 
Some horrible lifted truck 
Bulldog
St Bernard 
Yellow Labrador 
Housecat
Mastiff
Bromeliad Guzmania

Journalists Guide to Pitbull Identification A grid of objects all labeled "pitbull": A pitbull German Shepherd Bambi Black Labrador Doberman Pinscher Some horrible lifted truck Bulldog St Bernard Yellow Labrador Housecat Mastiff Bromeliad Guzmania

Dangerous beasts indeed....

07.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Label for a weed vape:
ALL IN ONE

PURPLE URKLE

INGREDIENTS: CANNABIS OIL, NATURAL TERPENES HYDROCARBON-EXTRACTED

NET WT: 1 g (0.0352 oz)

BATCH: 0915

PRODUCT ID: M00001029104

PROCESSED ON: 2/2/2026 BY FIRE ROCK: CCP000044-00

TESTED ON: 2/5/2026 BY CP LABS OHIO: CCL000017-00

PACKAGED ON: 2/6/2026

EXPIRES ON: 2/1/2027

TOTAL THC: 715.39 mg

THCA: 0.00 mg

TOTAL CBD: 0.00 mg

THCV: 4.03 mg

CBD: 0.00 mg

DELTA-9 THC: 715.39 mg

CBDA: 0.00 mg

DELTA-8 THC: 0.00 mg

TERPENES (MG/G):

CARYOPHYLLENE 21.64, MYRCENE 12.56, HUMULENE 11.99, LINALOOL B.34. CARENE 6.23. TERPINOLENE 3.73

Label for a weed vape: ALL IN ONE PURPLE URKLE INGREDIENTS: CANNABIS OIL, NATURAL TERPENES HYDROCARBON-EXTRACTED NET WT: 1 g (0.0352 oz) BATCH: 0915 PRODUCT ID: M00001029104 PROCESSED ON: 2/2/2026 BY FIRE ROCK: CCP000044-00 TESTED ON: 2/5/2026 BY CP LABS OHIO: CCL000017-00 PACKAGED ON: 2/6/2026 EXPIRES ON: 2/1/2027 TOTAL THC: 715.39 mg THCA: 0.00 mg TOTAL CBD: 0.00 mg THCV: 4.03 mg CBD: 0.00 mg DELTA-9 THC: 715.39 mg CBDA: 0.00 mg DELTA-8 THC: 0.00 mg TERPENES (MG/G): CARYOPHYLLENE 21.64, MYRCENE 12.56, HUMULENE 11.99, LINALOOL B.34. CARENE 6.23. TERPINOLENE 3.73

If you don't wanna type all that shit out just take a snap of the label like so

06.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Which strain and which terps? I like em all, but I can get nerdy with it 😊

06.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

exaaaactly, you get it

06.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*looks outside at sun's position*

mhmm.

06.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh. I suppose add a few of these wherever you like to the above: ,,,,

06.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

he is the most dorky a bloo bloo dweeb of our generation i can't STAND him even though i love the album Gish

06.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

them: "is this one okay?"
me: "will it get me out of the country?"
them: *peers* "yeah"

I look like a startled goblin in the photo

06.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BeΓ±ito party? Is that allowed?

06.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

not COVID yay

"Undetermined malaise" gotta love a common cold tbh - perfect excuse to be an antisocial layabout

06.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

gotta wait for COVID test results

don't know why that didn't even enter my mind tbh

i will be pissssssed

06.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
06.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 1179 πŸ” 224 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 6

seconded

06.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll be thinking about this description for the rest of the day lmao

06.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

in the waiting room, snot free flowing under my kn95 urrrgh

a lady is on speakerphone loudly getting angry at a telephone tree. i know way too much of her business

06.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

i spent 2 weeks on the Discover tab before I realized I could just switch over to "following"

we all do silly stuff 🫠

06.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

falcor!!

06.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

subscribing to every starter pack they see with no discretion

06.03.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a woman with gray hair and a dirty shirt is standing in a forest . Alt: Carol from The Walking Dead; a woman with short grey hair and a dirty shirt is standing in a forest with a bereft expression
06.03.2026 06:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yes, I dig it a lot! I love songs that build off of one through line 😍

06.03.2026 06:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

fish buffet for cat

meow

06.03.2026 06:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Machine Talk, by Krystal Swords track by Krystal Swords

HEY ITS MIDNIGHT WHICH MEANS ITS FRIDAY WHICH MEANS NEW SONG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i rly think this one bops im really happy with the production and the groove and a lot of the cool effects i did :)

it would mean the world if you gave it a listen and told me what u thought of it !!!

06.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 5

This goes hard - puts me in mind of a lot of powerhouses

I really appreciated the tempo shifts and effects while keeping the core mood consistent

(I have the same grinder too lol)

06.03.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

what da crappie

06.03.2026 06:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0