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There is literally no way to find a real life fox that attractive and that’s sort of the dealbreaker for folks, most real life foxes just want to eat chickens and not be sexy

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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

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Probably around 150 little girls that might have taken issue with it but what do I know

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β€œEvangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem.
The lack of evangelical Christians at America’s most prestigious institutions fuels mistrust.”

Excerpt From
β€œOpinion | Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem.”
Aaron M. Renn
The Washington Post
https://apple.news/ATJF-eGWhQMuuXvLnrj0ugQ
This material may be protected by copyright.

β€œEvangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem. The lack of evangelical Christians at America’s most prestigious institutions fuels mistrust.” Excerpt From β€œOpinion | Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem.” Aaron M. Renn The Washington Post https://apple.news/ATJF-eGWhQMuuXvLnrj0ugQ This material may be protected by copyright.

Congratulations, WaPo, you did it, you published the worst take

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Lmao

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Do they play this over the speakers at the funeral when they hand the widow the folded flag or

06.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God has a plan for all of us,

It turns out that plan does not include maintaining the title of one of the sleazier Texas legislators πŸ˜”

06.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The rag trying to well ackshully its way into some morality or responsibility, I’ll fuckin pass

06.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well that’s fuckin heinous

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β€œShould Americans be worried about potential terrorist attacks?”

β€œI dunno. I guess so. Probabaly.”

06.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate that he’s our most hilarious idiot, this is objectively the funniest thing a president could say to this question.

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Dog killing Barbie is done done huh

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It’s actually FEWER MisΓ©rables

03.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 4715 πŸ” 921 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 35

β€œI’ve asked God to forgive me, which he has.”

05.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

How’s that Dow 50k thing going?

03.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am going to fight jurickson profar

03.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda shocked tbh, one of the only toadies to make it all the way through trump1 (Sonny Perdue) is the chancellor of the university system of Georgia. How’d he not kiss enough ass?

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Go dawgs, imo

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One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

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.33, repeating of course

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Bob and Nique got themselves all worked up lol

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You think the jug hooters will put little patriotic beers out on tables again for these 3 guys that got blown up bc Trump wanted a distraction from the Epstein files?

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objective 1: pull the USA into a war with Iran

objective 2: ok have fun bye :)

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Fucking monster

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How could the fifa peace prize winner do this?

28.02.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Killing other people’s kids…the American dream!

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I like to distract myself from the terrifying political news by reading the ridiculous political news.

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