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David Evans

@lightnindave

Guardian eating, woke reading, tofurati. Freelance tour manager, sound engineer, driver. Living in my own Southsea island. OK, Portsmouth.

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Parent company Griftco

06.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rhys Carre, the new Welsh winger πŸ˜€

06.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you had your break? Take it now.

06.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Popularity numbers in freefall eh? 🀣

28.02.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

...er... just no.

24.02.2026 09:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s betrayal. That’s why.

20.02.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol - just the quiz. I won’t be looking at your league table for a while πŸ˜†

19.02.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm doing dreadfully this year :-(

19.02.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Apartheid bullshit

17.02.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I could go back in time for one gig…

16.02.2026 09:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Three wise monkeys. Speak no evail, see no evil and hear no evil.

Three wise monkeys. Speak no evail, see no evil and hear no evil.

13.02.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A politician’s apology too.

Doesn’t count. It’s not an apology.

12.02.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw one of his big fat ineos greandier cars a while ago proudly displaying its Union Jack badge on the side. Trouble is, on the other side it said Made in France.

And will he be sending all foreign Man Utd players back to their country of origin?

Tax dodging twat.

12.02.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's a good age. Love a spot of Ebo Taylor. I played some in between bands when I was the sound engineer at the Icebreaker festival in Portsmouth a week ago.

09.02.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A bit tardy

05.02.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Let's have a vote on it...

The results are in.

The eyes have it.

04.02.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Vacant Lot is a great name for a band πŸ˜ƒ

03.02.2026 08:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I seem to remember reading a long time ago that the UK used to manufacture it's own heroin for the very limited number of users here.

When we stopped doing that, it opened the door to criminals to fulfil the need and push their product.

02.02.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Please
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Please YouTube video by Splodgenessabounds - Topic

See if you get hold of Max Splodge for this.

youtu.be/R8g4dBRmwUU?...

02.02.2026 09:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

isn't not is πŸ™„

01.02.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How do we know s/he is standing on another corgi?

01.02.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of folk are stupid

30.01.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We urgently need a parliamentary debate on Palantir. Please sign this & share with your network. Via @the-citizens.bsky.social & @change.org.

www.change.org/p/hold-a-par...

29.01.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 777 πŸ” 518 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 35

Villa, the most southerly club in that table... by a gnat's chuff as West Brom is almost on the lattitude.

Villa's 50.508559 to West Brom's 50.508586 - measured at the most southerly point i.e. the corner flags in this case. Which, if I got this correct in an online claculator is 3m.

Slow day πŸ˜…

20.01.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And a television... on a stand!

17.01.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a little know fact the an anagram of free speech union is massive bell end.

17.01.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What do I think about the orange felon threatening 10% tariffs on Nato countries - including the UK, France, and Germany – who have deployed troops to Greenland?

Release ALL the Epstein files.

17.01.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My first car, an Austin Healey Sprite Mk2 had a dicky fuel guage. It seemed that it ran out of petrol whenever this came on the radio.

16.01.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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2026 UK tour
7 May: Oxford, Common Ground
8 May: Bristol, Croft
9 May: Swansea, Bunkhouse
21 May: Leicester, Big Difference
22 May: Gateshead, Central Bar
23 May: Edinburgh, Voodoo Rooms
28 May: Sheffield, Greystones
29 May: Cambridge, Portland
30 May: Hastings, The Piper

Ticket link in bio

12.01.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Guess what I'll be up to in May ? @theloftuk.bsky.social out on the road again, visiting places they missed last time out. (As long as I keep outy nose clean before then, I'll be on merchandising duties)

12.01.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0