Columbus Nerdy Bear

I didn't get so much as a sticker😭

I got so much fucking adulting done today. Cancelled two of my three ISPs (don't ask), went to the doctor and was really brave for my blood draw and shot.

stop sending me this

Debacle seems… chaotic. Especially with Franzia involved.

Oh! I found out my dad had been married previously! Found out because he current husbands was in the obits and mom just casually mentioned her. 😬😳

Gods. I wish my grandpa had been willing the share how he grew up. Or share anything really.

Holy wow. Trying to put a hit out on your own kid because you don’t want the pay child support has its own special place in hell.

This was my dad. Just stupid redneck kid shit.

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Now we’re getting to the good stuff.

WHAT?! How old was he?!

One can only hope for such a life.

Well there’s a lore drop.

Mom had this thing about a) knowing where I am at all times and b) calling her at work was for absolute emergencies only.

Which means the only way she knows where I am is because she had the damn school bus route timed out so that she knew exactly when I should be home. And god help me if I’m not.

I did the WeHadABabyItsABoy trick calling collect so many times.

You’ve triggered one of my obsessions. I keep forgetting I need to make a trip up to Seattle to go to the Connections Museum.

I don’t know that genuine landlines exist anymore. Aren’t they immediately translated to VOIP at the CO?

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Does it kick out the final digit?!

Don’t ask me where this actually came from. It was just something “they” said.

We were taught that the city your phone number is registered in determines whether its local/long distance.

As a geriatric millennial, I feel ATTACKED. I was always taught “1” is what triggers a long-distance call.

No spoilers, but the Star Trek Starfleet Academy season(?) finale is almost absolutely perfect.

I love what they did with the music this season.

CNBC's story chyron is asking "Are Private Equity firms accelerating their own demise?" And all I can think is "I really hope so"

I’m soooo good at spending money if anyone has any extra

Congrats babe! I’ve been in similar situations and that relief is one of the best feelings in the world.

I hear Paris is nice this time of year.

Yeah. Just… yeah…

Bored? Absolutely not. Workout thing working? Oh yes

*grabby hands* Wanna run my fingers through it