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Please 🥺

This is so hottttttt

You are not alone

Pick me. Choose me. Love me.

Feeling cute in the pride parade! Anyone want a kiss?

My view vs the sun’s view

This is for the dad eating with his 1 year old son at Pizza Lobo: what’s your story? Absent wife? Widower? Happily married? Doesn’t matter. I’ll be whatever you need me to be

That’s all you

New profile pic for Pride Month

A travesty

My doctor prescribed me iron pills and I truly feel like I’m dying. What fresh hell is this!?! How is this better than being iron deficient???

national park tour guides:

*plating a dessert I made*
Nephew: did you make that?
Me: yeah!
N: I thought only paps and daddies cook
M: Well I don’t have a pap or a daddy to cook for me so I have to do it myself 😭😭

@ me next time

I need you to be my personal trainer

Oh, I’m going to be INSUFFERABLE 😍😍

Looks phenomenal!

Over and over again

Unfortunately, I do think I look hot in my blue light glasses

Took a juicy ass pic for a boy while I was at work this morning and he hasn’t even looked at it 😔

They have to undo it— right??

Ok perfect skin 😍

RIP to the first man who made me thing “oh— I think I like this”

I’m currently in Chicago

Pics??

We’re hot and a lot of fun at weddings

God, I fucking love Carrie Coon

Nothing more gay than straight men interacting with each other

Finally watching Ted Lasso (free subscription to Apple TV) and I must say, I believe Hannah Waddingham is objectively one of the most beautiful women out there

Can’t argue with you there 😬