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11.03.2026 15:14
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I have the same question, Vox. We'll just have to keep looking for answers and make sure we forgive ourselves if we stumble upon a pothole or two in the road along the way.
Gotta fight fire with fire.
LOL, I'm glad you know what I mean
Enforce sanctions of your own. Viggo is now banned from Um Jammer Lammy.
My new hobby is going into restaurants and eating napkins like Ralph Fiennes eating a painting in Red Dragon.
Oh Vox, don't say that. I'm gonna get in so much trouble if she hears about this.
My Mum warned me to stay away from people like you. Trouble she said, just born to be trouble.
You know what? I think this is all gonna work out well for the both of us!
Wasn't too bad! Usual place we get take-out from was closed for the public holiday, so tried somewhere new. Chicken had a nice honey sauce to go with it.
The thing you need to remember, Vox, the thing about having a good memory is you absolutely must have
*checks notes*
1 cup of brown sugar
4 apples
1 tablespoon of cinnamon
And without any of that you're just not gonna get anywhere.
Movie for tonight is something light with The Return of the Pink Panther. I was obsessed with the cartoon Pink Panther as a kid, had Pink Panther quilt covers and still got my stuffed toy from back then too.
Take out for dinner tonight. As the guy said in Sleeping Dogs "A man who never eats a pork bun is never a whole man"
So I ate one
Oh boy, that's such a shame that you've reached that stage. Don't think it's gonna happen to me though...uh...
*Checks notes*
....Vox, definitely not gonna happen to me, Vox...what were we talking about....
*Checks notes again*
Right, definitely won't forget the title of movies.
Looking sad already.
Thinking about doing a new stand up set where it's just me remembering times I said something stupid and I hold back the urge to slap myself in the head.
My phone keeps wanting to autocorrect diarrhoea to diarrhread and I guess that's what it's called when I'm popping in the library.
I think my clothes and me should swap methods in which we get cleaned. I wanna get locked in a small tumbler and thrown around with soapy water. It looks like fun!
Putting my fingers in power sockets so I can rewire my body so whenever I hit my funny bone I involuntarily do a poo.
People throw around sayings like the place is "rat infested" or the ocean is "shark infested" but I go to the supermarket and lament how "human infested" it is and suddenly I'm the bad guy here.
I like to leave little piles of breadcrumbs all over my house so that way I can leave a trail wherever I walk so if I get murdered the cops will have an easier time solving the crime.
Now onto one of my favourite B-movies with Split Second. It's like someone took a monster horror movie and spliced it with a buddy copy action movie. Also contains one of my favourite character names in all of film with a supporting character named Dick Durkin
Talking about a situation! Alan Alda is thinking about leaving M*A*S*H!
*Continues to ignore Vox*
I'm going to be really nice to you by just sitting quietly in the corner and ignore you while I read this copy of TV Guide magazine from March 1982 I found in a doctors office....Ooooh, interview with Alan Alda!
Tonight's 1st movie is The X-Files movie. I remember being a kid going to see this in theatres. I was so hyped to see the X-Files on the big screen I didn't even care it was largely just an extended episode with a bigger budget designed to bridge the end of seasons 5 and start of season 6.
Honey soy salmon poke bowl for tea tonight.
Magnolia flowered today. It'll look pretty for like a day and a half and then turn brown overnight. So it goes.
I went to a Walmart just for a look when I was in Houston. It looked like some of the Christmas sweaters were made from fibreglass.
They could just tell me, like losing 1 customer won't hurt the bottom line too much.