Misty Sparkle The Underhamster

I do try to be😂

Yesss!!!

It's just dumbass ADHD brain. My hub's calls me the human jukebox. He'll sing a song just to mess with me, the buttwagon.

Mine is February 2000😂 I had a zebra print skirt - first pic of hub's and I at a club in Cincinnati. I used a fake ID to get in.

We still don't know who she was. Cleaned everything out, had him cremated, and ghost town. We talked to him all the time, and my aunt was his neighbor, and my mom lived down the street. It was crazy. I'm so sorry that happened to you. Family an also be the worst.

I know a clubber when I see one *spiderman meme*

Our local news has had some of the funniest chyron typos. It's always hilarious when the news anchors will realize it and just try to plow through.

That's how they get ya to stay here. Where you think the 40s is actually warm😂 "At least the sun is out!" Just gaslighting ourselves here.

Lol yep - I usually have about 3 songs doing a sweet remix at all times. I currently have one blasting in my brain, and I'm like wtf, and why?😂

It hits the 40s here, and people are out in t-shirts and shorts doing yardwork. I'm people😂 -30 will have you feeling like that's a damn heat wave.

She finally passed out in my lap. I knew something was wrong when she kept coming up to the fence to me. Nancy seemed with it when I talked to her. I'm hoping she was just tired - she was on the go all day. I'm keeping my eye on her.

I was laying in bed for a couple hours trying to sleep and my brain was like, how about anxiety instead? Let's open the brain up with 150 tabs and go zoomy time. Flipping hell.

Stupid butthole state. I just want to plant my damn garden. It's been either arctic blast or tornadoes.

Lol thanks - she was vibrating a lot when I took the pic because poor baby was anxious. She's my little fried chicky baby. I call Luna pork tenderloin😂

It's going to be in the 30s this week😒

My grandpa was a vet of Korea, and we didn't even know he died. Some rando started taking him to the VA without him telling us, and they didn't question shit. No power of attorney, and she cleaned out his house when he passed and his obit still pisses me off.

Fun tip - when you're think you're big shit on the phone with your bestie, don't say "Bite me, Brooke" She will indeed bite you😂

I called my mom "Brooke" once when she pissed me off when I was a teenager. Oopsy doodle to that😂

Neighbor Nancy's dog is back inside and home - she did forget she was outside, so I'm keeping extra watch. Captain Chaos is in super love mode and making all his cute noises, and then he clawed my legs when I went to walk outside. Ya dick😒

They've done the same for me for 20 years, so ya know. Returning the favor. I need to talk to my other neighbor, because I'm not putting more on Judy's plate.

They're amazing neighbors to me, and have been like moms. I love them to pieces.

Yep - that's what I worry about.

It's been a couple years where I've side-eyed some things. I'm gonna sound like a creeper, but I'm always keeping watch to make sure she's okay.

I got blocked by a movie rating account - the hell? I love movies, dammit😂

She's an interesting one, and I don't think that convo would go well. She does see doctors though, because she just went through a lumpectomy and a round of radiation. She's very independent - and nothing wrong with that. I just worry because she lives alone.

I don't expect you to keep track of my neighbor stories😂 Scarlet is back home and inside!

Her back light and gate opened and I thought she realized she wasn't inside. She was taking the trash out. I brought her over and said, "Are you missing someone?" She didn't realize she was gone.

She's my retired neighbor for over 20 years. I call it "Neighbor Nancy things" because she's always on the move doing Neighbor Nancy stuff. I know her very well, and when things are out of character.

She's very sweet, and I love her to pieces. I so hope for the best.

That's neighbor Judy - her husband had a mild stroke.