Cardiacs new album, out today. Few better ways to celebrate than this:

@vennart666.bsky.social I got LSD today. Beautiful job, Mike. Absolute gold.

Nicely done, Rhodri. A lovely piece.

Why was the cricketer who preferred EastEnders medics to roles played by Warwick Davies a bad cricketer?

Because he was always (Doctor) Legge before Wicket (T Warwick)

Opus singer with his XTC 3D ep trousers on
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It's 2088 and Lance Stroll celebrates his 90th birthday by qualifying his Adrian Newey the Third designed Aston Martin BYD #F1 car twentieth in the grid for the Namibian Grand Prix.

Today I Learned that The Liver King is nothing like The Mattress King.

Michael BALDton more like
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Fucking hell Embrace were tedious beyond belief. The NHS used to pipe their tunes into operating theatres to save on anaesthetic
#totp

WHY WAS PANDRÉ IN THE GRAND CANYON???
#TOTP

The UK Supreme Court can rule whatever it likes about whether trans women are legally women or not. The law will eventually change and equality will prevail. Fuck this government and its alignment with such hate.

He's only a few kilos away from going full Morrissey.

Good point, well made.

I've got to an age where my eyebrows sprout several unwieldy and extra long hairs, which prompts my wife to advise me to trim my "Dennis Healeys".

Yep and they featured on the following Genesis album.

Is that Jimmy Hill's granddaughter?

Freaks my nut that these lads went on to do that "Ala la la la long, ala la la la long longly long long long" song.

Oooh Fish Out Of Water! Hold Out Your Hand is a banging tune.

was that their last Pops appearance, do you reckon?

starring Dan From EastEnders an awl.

Drawing anime Butch & Sundance passionately kissing & writing 5000 word fanfics about their forbidden love for each other.

"but I don't like wrestling" LOL

You got that guy's mouth just right. I cannot look at him with his puckered up mouth breathing mouth, it proper freaks me out

Looks like the one in the middle in the thumbnail.

Absolutely!

Do you reckon Dave Gregory is as good on trombone as he is on guitar?

Door ajar?

This was great, John.

I watched it. It's bloody good.

"When I was a 14 year old boy, 14 year old girls were exotic, magical beings. Now I'm an adult, driving my 14 year old daughter and her friends about & I realise they're complete assholes" - some Twitter guy years ago