So just to be clear the FA rule is that Emi Martinez is strictly forbidden from promoting betting companies except for every time he puts on an Aston Villa shirt
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So just to be clear the FA rule is that Emi Martinez is strictly forbidden from promoting betting companies except for every time he puts on an Aston Villa shirt
Fucking horrific.
"Some of my team-mates started to worry that someone was watching them, even through the window. They had trouble sleeping, some girls were vomiting,"
Suspended sentence and 5 year DOMESTIC ban is ridiculous 🤬
#woso
Wow, what a surprise.
u fucking wot
I have to say, that's not my experience at all. My great grandmother liked curry, and a lot of older people I know (my parents age and older) are very interested in a wide variety of food.
Which older people are you talking about here?
Declan Rice done it to them again 😭
Turns out winning the league phase was a really good idea
To be absolutely clear: this is the lowest percentage of the vote in a by-election for the Conservatives or Tories since the party was founded at the time of the Glorious Revolution in 1689.
(does anyone have a link to the presale? Despite the fact that I am a member I can't seem to find how to buy tickets atm)
Love trying to buy tickets to watch England play, it's not an absolute shit show at all
Once again the electorate has rejected the anti trans rhetoric that so many politicians seem to think is vital btw
a lonely Matt Goodwin texting on his phone
‘hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it’
Failed Candidate Matt Goodwin texting
Kelly Rowland's text to her fictional boyfriend using Excel
Matt goodwin on the phone
facebook post from Whats on in the wigan borough URGENT!! THE PIG THAT IS MISSING IS ON SLAG LANE NEAR THE TIP PLEASE SHARE
And such a large margin!
Matt "Good win"? More like Matt Cunt
I'd love to know what Eusebio's family make of all of this- it's shameful the way Benfica have tried to use him
Some of your posts make me feel like I've had a stroke
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
2026 basically
My biggest regret is learning the words to a Balotelli chant. It is firmly stuck in my head. It haunts me to this day.
anyway the consultation shuts tomorrow, one minute to midnight UK time: www.gov.uk/government/c... Amnesty have some good guidance here. Go on: media.amnesty.org.uk/documents/Am...
TWO wins from SEVENTEEN matches 💉💉💉
omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for
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The Norwegian Sturla Holm Lægreid broke down in tears after winning bronze in the men’s 20km biathlon, apologising for having an affair and saying: “It has been the worst week of my life.” Johan-Olav Botn won gold, with the Frenchman Éric Perrot in second, but it was Lægreid who stunned television viewers in Norway after opening up to the broadcaster NRK about his private life over the past six months. “There is something I want to share with someone who may not be watching today,” he said. “Half a year ago I met the love of my life. The world’s most beautiful and nicest person. Three months ago I made the mistake of my life and cheated on her, and I told her about that a week ago. This has been the worst week of my life.” He added: “I had the gold medal in life, and I am sure there are many people who will see things differently, but I only have eyes for her. Sport has come second these last few days. Yes, I wish I could share this with her.”
"I had the gold medal in life"
spectacular stuff
Something compelled me to make this
I have to assume at this point that Eni Aluko doesn't have a PR person, or that PR person hates her.
This is the court case used to justify proscribing them as a terrorist group on par with Isis and Al Qaeda.
