huffy. mindless. drooling.
paws & digits locked away.
sights & sounds controlled.
zap to your collar if you get too fussy.
safely tucked away in your crib.
soft & malleable, just as you should be.
@dipdiphooray.bsky.social was reminded that when I want someone baby brained, I heckin' mean it. π
Would this happen to still apply ππ?
Liekwise definitely see you around this week β€οΈ
Day one was mostly spent settling the room and trying to say hello to old friends didnt get much into little space which i hope to really dive into tomorrow π₯°
Just an early cap photo dump i never post pictures of me at cap (the photo policy is dumb) but im going to try and do better this year.
Cap day 1
Thank you @puptroggy.bsky.social for my tag I really canβt tell you how much i L O V E it!
no promises on either front
As long as heβs effusively sweet and condescending thats really the only signifier anyone needs to clock the dynamic.
10/10 no notes π₯°
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I aim to please-ure myself
Weβre all humans. We seek connection. Acknowledging that someone has seen you and felt positively enough about what they saw to follow with a follow-back is truly doing the minimum.
But not following back because it disturbs your curated timeline is a lame excuse when keyword filtering and mute options are available on this platfom.
15> follows to get this puppy locked down all week. Will yβall make it happen?
I went through and made all of my followers mutuals. My timeline about to be fuckkked
Can you tell that Iβm excited for CapCon 2026 & @puddlescouts.org Crinkle Crawl tonight in Chicago! Iβm a boogie boy! Make sure to say hi! *boops*
Round bottom diaper boy
Round.
the artist's feral coyote sona propping up a skateboard with its front paws, wearing sunglasses, a diaper, and a backwards baseball cap in primary colors. it has a surly, defiant expression. the text over the image reads: CALL THE COPS, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK #abdl #diaperedferal #diaperfur
we have a diapered feral over 30, repeat, a diapered feral over 30, requesting backup, over [kzzzzshhht]
Welp, the cats outta the bag πfinally making my CAP debut β¨
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4 mins is taxing for attention spans in the year 2026.
But if you agree with retweet this video is totally worth watching.
youtu.be/Bemv9C9IONU?...
20 ish new followers in 24 hours is nothing to worry about right? The rate can only slow down from here...right??
950 and 1000 are the only benchmarks. But if a blank profile called Not Alex the Middle suddenly adds me⦠i guess thats the avenue to game this challenge lol
β¦ diabolical
everytime
Okay wait in amending this already. If i somehow make it to 1000. I can make stickies during the con but I have to have permission from -gestures vaguely- someone.
No picture for attention. I actually donβt want to reach either goal π
Iβve never done a challenge before. Lets not fuck around with hours and days though. Iβm just about 100 follows away from 1000. If i reach 950 by the time Cap starts in a week Iβll lock up for the length of the con. If i make it to 1000 i also wont make stickies until the last day of the con.
we contain multitudes π₯°
I think they say age is just a number or something
So uh I got a birthday coming upβ¦in 6 months
This is the nerdiest Dom shit Iβve ever heard in my lifeβ¦but i fw it.