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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy

@notarealdoctor

Failed musician and noted Orthodox Homosexualist. Occasional amateur Pornographer. (they/them)

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male quail perched atop a bush scanning the area for predators

male quail perched atop a bush scanning the area for predators

quail on the lookout

09.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 220 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

is there a Mrs Bronc???

09.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy International Women's Day!

08.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you for your service o7

08.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this photo is actually really hot, people should be jerking off to this photo

08.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The existence of the virgin islands implies a much more mature and experienced set of sexy slut islands 😏

05.03.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry but if Nancy French wants to be a hack, she can choose between illiterate and unprincipled, picking both is just greedy

06.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

can't believe i missed my opportunity to be humanely euthanized

05.03.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

ngl i am ONLY attracted to the wood grain and bubble screen

05.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cap, i have desires now

05.03.2026 11:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The existence of the virgin islands implies a much more mature and experienced set of sexy slut islands 😏

05.03.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw Zwan live, Billy didn't need the CIA's help to kill rock and roll

04.03.2026 08:54 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

old dude solidarity is taking it in the both the back and front of your throat for your bro πŸ’ͺ

05.03.2026 11:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah love when they smack me in the adams apple instead of the chin

05.03.2026 10:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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42 today

05.03.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 290 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 112 πŸ“Œ 4

☹️

04.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot from Star Trek: Voyager with the Emergency Medical Hologram in the foreground touching a PADD he's holding, and Lieutenant Paris and Ensign Kim in the background, in gold and red hockey uniforms, with ice skates slung over their shoulders and hockey sticks in their hands.

A screenshot from Star Trek: Voyager with the Emergency Medical Hologram in the foreground touching a PADD he's holding, and Lieutenant Paris and Ensign Kim in the background, in gold and red hockey uniforms, with ice skates slung over their shoulders and hockey sticks in their hands.

Alright, since you all won't stop talking about how great it is, I'm starting to watch Heated Rivalry. Definitely not what I was expecting so far.

02.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 172 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look I just can’t take any of you β€œleftist” looneys seriously. The New York Times doesn’t have a bias, okay? They just don’t! They have a fucking perspective. Can you get that? Can you FUCKING GET THAT!?!?

03.03.2026 10:56 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 06:18 πŸ‘ 12871 πŸ” 6053 πŸ’¬ 134 πŸ“Œ 80
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The Pentagon says it’s β€˜lethalitymaxxing’. Why has β€˜incel’ slang crossed into the mainstream? With the rise of influencer Clavicular and β€˜looksmaxxers’, sexist language from niche memes has infiltrated official government accounts and NYT headlines

what the fuck am i reading dude how is this a news story. "the pentagon says its wargooning" ok thats great. thanks for the update

01.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 339 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 8

nice work zhuangists i just heard the dao's hitting 50,000 this next week

01.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

would

01.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

holy hell that's awesome

01.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Diary of the Dead
Night of the Comet
The Shining/Doctor Sleep 2 pack
Hellbound: Hellraiser 2
Collection of the 5 The Prophecy films
Sneakers
Candyman
The Golden Child

Diary of the Dead Night of the Comet The Shining/Doctor Sleep 2 pack Hellbound: Hellraiser 2 Collection of the 5 The Prophecy films Sneakers Candyman The Golden Child

FUCK STREAMING SERVICES FUCK INTERNET ACCESS FUCK MEDIA MONOPOLIES PHYSICAL MEDIA IS WHERE ITS AT. GO KICK IT AT YOUR LOCAL AND LOVABLE RESALE SHOP, WHERE VALUE IS KING!

28.02.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

this is why they want you under 24/7 surveillance, why they want your face registered to every device, why they're pushing for digital IDs and trying to criminalize the existence of trans people, why they're trying to dictate what taboo topics you can and cannot talk about. you need to wake up

28.02.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

28.02.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 19181 πŸ” 8198 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 121

that's really cool I'm glad you take the time to share them. πŸ’œ

28.02.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dogs poop in alignment with Earth's magnetic field, study finds Dogs use the Earth's magnetic field when they're relieving themselves. Not only that, but canines choose to do so in a north-south axis, a new study published in the journal Frontiers in Zoology says....

they also got that compass in their brain

28.02.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you for that. it made the game so much more enjoyable for me

28.02.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0